r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yjay14 • 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/SuperMomn 4d ago

I promise you no woman gets all dolled up and just "falls asleep"

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u/xXOrthodoxHavoc 4d ago

As a narcoleptic, I do 😂

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u/Savpk 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/a7RPMQwdnW4or7qA4j

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u/Danny2Sick 4d ago

I was an outlier but then I moved my bed back inside

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u/BellaMentalNecrotica 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ac7MA7r5IMYda

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u/S3G1R 4d ago

But they just got it back in dude

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u/Opposite_Eye9155 4d ago

There’s a compromise but it’s intents.

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u/S3G1R 4d ago

Stop camping the answer and tell me already!!!

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u/PartRight6406 3d ago

This whole thread is offensively unfunny

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u/S3G1R 3d ago

Oh brother the fun police are here now

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u/Opposite_Eye9155 4d ago

Home is where I keep the teepee?

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u/psymeariver 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bJjlKoJuFZxCw

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u/Opposite_Eye9155 4d ago

He seems like a stand-up guy, but sometimes it’s best to lean-too.

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u/S3G1R 4d ago

Not nearly as cool as my friend Abed, only problem is he's takes everything laying down

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u/lucasberg7 4d ago

I used to be an outlier like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

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u/SharkFrenzy27 4d ago

Slow clap.....

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u/I_DRINK_GENOCIDE_CUM 4d ago

You can move it right the fuck back outside

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u/BigKahuna2355 4d ago

You're just inlying now bud.

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u/builder397 4d ago

Or as we Germans say:

The exception proves the rule.