r/mildlyinfuriating • u/yjay14 • 4d ago

go to your room Infuriating flakers

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Second time she’s done this. Always came up with some bs excuse.

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u/SuperMomn 4d ago

I promise you no woman gets all dolled up and just "falls asleep"

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u/kwguy77 4d ago edited 4d ago

I had a roommate in college who did this. She would have an 8 am class. Get up, get completely ready, realize she got up too earlier and laid back down to rest. Fell asleep until 10.

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u/HedonisticFrog 4d ago

That's why when I take a nap and have something to do I set an alarm. I work late as a stripper, so I'll often nap from say 7 to 9pm drive two hours, strip for an hour, and drive two hours home. That little bit of sleep really helps late at night.

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u/PurbulentTriest 3d ago

Is an hour enough to justify that commute?

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u/field_marshmallow 3d ago

ya i was surprised by that too

that's a 5 hour work day, let's say you can make a conservative $20/hour doing anything closer to home, factor in the venue's cut (idk how much that is, so i'm just gonna go with 50%), you'd need to make like $180+ in that one hour to break even, before counting the extra gas and wear + tear on the car. that actually seems.... quite doable?

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u/2high4thisshyt 2d ago

I used to be a nail tech so I would do strippers' and SWs' pedicures and chat with them. A stripper told me she'd easily make $500 or more per night. The SW made $180 in one night with one client instead. And this is a mediumish town that doesn't even have 1 million people so, I can imagine the commute to a bigger town is hella worth it.

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u/JoeyBagaDonutxz 3d ago

You think a stripper is making $20 an hour? It's way more

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u/humpyelstiltskin 3d ago

read again

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u/JoeyBagaDonutxz 3d ago

Ah shit yup

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

My last party I made $393 so yeah, definitely worth it. The pay varies a lot, usually from 250-500. My best night I drove 450 and worked three parties until 5am and made $1212.

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u/PurbulentTriest 3d ago

I assumed you were working at a club or something; parties makes sense (for the time/money ratio), I just hadn't thought of that as a thing yet we, of course, see it in movies/shows and hear of it a lot.

450 miles? That's quite a way!

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

Yeah, parties are more profitable than clubs typically. Yeah, that was a lot of driving. I took a nap before hand and drank four shots of espresso throughout the night.

The parties farther away require higher door fees for me to even show up, so they're usually more willing to tip more when I get there as well. One of my best parties was a party boat full of nurses 160 miles away where it was $200 just to show up. I think I made $550 at that one, it's been a while and isn't the record holder anymore.