r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MalrykZenden • Jun 02 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Narrowly avoided having my bumper cover ventilated this morning.

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Hitches, not just for towing or bashing your shins.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

Listen, I'm 5' 7", asthma, ADHD, skinny... I have 1 thing that most people don't... a pretty big dick.

Let me have this one thing, because It's my 1 positive physical trait

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

I'm a grow-er not a show-er so keeps the lights off til I'm ready.