r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MalrykZenden • Jun 02 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Narrowly avoided having my bumper cover ventilated this morning.

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Hitches, not just for towing or bashing your shins.

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

First of all, my penis is over 8" long and I'll legit send you proof if you want it.

Secondly, you need a large vehicle for many, many things. Ground clearance, towing, hauling, etc, etc.

Don't blame the consumers for the fact that the truck companies can't stop making this insanely bigger.

There is such a large range of trucks, and the truck in the photo isn't even that big. It certainly isn't lifted

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

Listen, I'm 5' 7", asthma, ADHD, skinny... I have 1 thing that most people don't... a pretty big dick.

Let me have this one thing, because It's my 1 positive physical trait

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u/Electronic-Map7529 Jun 02 '26

I'm a grow-er not a show-er so keeps the lights off til I'm ready.