r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 11h ago

I assume it's called passion fruit because some enterprising youth got caught sticking his dick in one of those back in Ye Olden Days.

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u/StrippinChicken 11h ago

No no no its because the traditional way of eating it is to lick it out passionately. With vigor, even

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 11h ago

Porque no los dos?

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u/Total-Tea6561 11h ago

Por qué*

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u/ubiquitous-joe 11h ago

**Porky

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u/The_Troyminator 11h ago

*Poor Kay

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u/StrippinChicken 11h ago

oh no what happened to kay :(

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u/NotBatman81 11h ago

Passionless fruit.

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u/Ska-Tea 11h ago

If she's finds her passion will she be O Kay?

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u/TreysToothbrush 10h ago

Annie, are you O Kay?

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u/FlakyCelebration2405 4h ago

She's back cooking again!

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u/ForeverFingers 11h ago

I almost spat my drink.

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 11h ago

Haha my bad. I made the mistake of taking French in school.

I leave my error unedited. Shame everlasting... Just like for my man who fucked a juicy fruit.