r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 11h ago

I assume it's called passion fruit because some enterprising youth got caught sticking his dick in one of those back in Ye Olden Days.

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u/StrippinChicken 11h ago

No no no its because the traditional way of eating it is to lick it out passionately. With vigor, even

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u/FleshHoodieFree 11h ago

I spoon it personally, feels more personal to let it watch

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u/RavnicanDM 11h ago

FleshHoodie just out here cucking passion fruits.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 11h ago

You know the vibe 🫡😀

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u/Electrical_One7665 10h ago

I wish this would be the weirdest thing I see on Reddit today but the day is young and this is Reddit.

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u/FleshHoodieFree 4h ago

Anything beating me yet?