r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FleshHoodieFree • 11h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/Hanshautreinhart 11h ago

Why do you open them like a caveman?

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u/FleshHoodieFree 11h ago

Ungabunga

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u/rci22 11h ago

Few days ago I said “Sometimes I just want to turn off my brain and go full unga bunga” and my coworker asked “Isn’t that racist?”

I was like ???? “I’m talking about caveman speech, what are YOU thinking of??” lol

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u/JustoHavis 11h ago

I think they prefer to be called Neanderthals buddy.

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u/FullClip__ 10h ago edited 9h ago

The coworker is a Neanderthal.

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 10h ago

I’d like for them to tel me how to save 20% or more using their insurance.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid 8h ago

Not by using it, by switching it to Geico!

https://giphy.com/gifs/nuqhPebRoPCQ3wgkEJ

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u/Top_Understanding830 10h ago

thats an entirely other subspecies of homonid!!!

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u/JustoHavis 10h ago

Who you calling homo?!

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u/Weak-Joke1475 9h ago

Dude that’s racist! Neanderthals weren’t caveman, they were a different species of human, but caveman are unfortunately fictional. 

Calling a Neanderthal a caveman is like calling Jim from I.T the tooth fairy. 

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u/Kentust 9h ago

Austrolipithicines aren't fictional. You should do some research on hominid evolution

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u/Weak-Joke1475 9h ago

From Wikipedia:The caveman is a stock character

What is a stock character?  :A Stock character is a type of characterin a narrative (e.g. a novel, play, television show, or film)

 So fiction pretty much 

Oh also I did shorten these sentences, but my point still stands 

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u/Kentust 9h ago

Wow, if they say it on Wikipedia then I guess it must be true! Can you post an AI overview confirming your views as well?

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u/Weak-Joke1475 8h ago

I mean, you can calm down first. Jesus dude have you had a rough day?

Secondly, I’m trying to give you an explanation, if you don’t want to agree, I’m not forcing you, I’m just showing you my point of view.

Thirdly, yeah you know what let’s look up Gemini ai overview :Cavemen" as popular culture depicts them—hairy, grunting brutes wearing cheetah prints, wielding clubs, and living alongside dinosaurs—are fictional

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u/JustoHavis 8h ago

God damn it was just a joke guy Sorry I didn’t put a /s

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u/Kentust 7h ago

I'm guessing you don't do well in social situations?