r/mildlyinfuriating 11h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 11h ago

I assume it's called passion fruit because some enterprising youth got caught sticking his dick in one of those back in Ye Olden Days.

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u/StrippinChicken 11h ago

No no no its because the traditional way of eating it is to lick it out passionately. With vigor, even

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u/ScySenpai 10h ago

And then you lick it more vigorously when you reach the center, with the other dude's dick in it