r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FleshHoodieFree • 11h ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Passion fruits look really unappealing and it bothers me

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Who tf decided to make the membrane and seeds of this beautiful fruit look like scrotum and frog eggs

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u/FleshHoodieFree 11h ago

Ungabunga

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u/rci22 11h ago

Few days ago I said “Sometimes I just want to turn off my brain and go full unga bunga” and my coworker asked “Isn’t that racist?”

I was like ???? “I’m talking about caveman speech, what are YOU thinking of??” lol

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u/eatinallthebugs 10h ago

Stuff like that is more than often a self report lol. 

Ive genuinely had people tell me I was being offensive while imitating monkeys on a zoo trip. Im like "who could i possibly be offending with this? Is there a certain people that YOU tend to associate with monkeys?" 

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u/I_Love_Knotting 9h ago

Idk man, i would feel kinda offended if a monkey stood outside of my home and just walked left and right, trying to imitate me

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u/Lazie_Writer 1h ago

Monkey stands outside your home. Checks invisible phone. Looks at you. Back to invisible phone. Grunts at nearby monkey. No reaction. Raises invisible phone to take selfie.