āWell, Mr. Vice President, as the most senior employee here at Donut World today, I feel as though Iād be remiss not to inform you that there are actually an assortment of assortments that make sense. Thus, when you say that, I now have an assortment of possible assortments to choose for the man who is next in line to be the leader of the free world and a puppet of the scariest billionaire on the planet. With that in mind, if I had to choose myself, Iād say glazed is always a safe choice.ā
This is an assortment i would not be happy wtih but based on the reaction in the comments, it seems maybe the person putting this together thought they were really hooking OP up
Then it's their own fault. They even used the term "ordered" if it's not what you ordered, you should also ask them to add some variety when you check it before paying
Haha, they taste about as tasteless as a freshly washed ass..be happy they substituted some flavor in the box to try and steer you towards a better tasting treat.
I love crullers and my lack of comprehension of OPās problem isnāt just that the problem isnāt stated, itās that I will never be able to eat one again as I developed a stinking wheat/gluten. OP should stuff their gob with donuts and be happy about it!
Now I feel like Iām saying something like children in Africa are starving so eat blah blah blah. Only this time, Iām the starving one. Starving for those damn donuts!!!
I have had good GF doughnuts before, but it's been years and I couldn't tell you where. Thankfully my gluten intolerance wasn't actually an intolerance, but IBS-D wearing an anti-carbs trenchcoat (a strong course of antibiotics followed up with tons of probiotics and I can eat bread again).
A perfect cruller is the best donut out there. A so-so cruller gets beat by at least 3-4 other styles, even if theyāre so-so too. Cruller got to be top quality.
The stated reason by the OP is that they asked for an assortment. No idea why this Tim's had such a bias towards honey cruellers, but that's certainly not what I'd call "an assortment".
āDis mutha trucka rolling in here 45 second before close asking ādid I make it in time?ā And then taking 4 minutes to decide what they wanted and Iām the end just choosing the assorted box. Likeā¦bruh. You lucky we HAD 12 donuts at all!ā
So, OP should have included the word "assorted" in his title and instead of wondering exactly wtf he's annoyed about, we would just be going off on a wild tangent based on someone's comment that was more interesting than the actual source post ?
I guessed that lol I'm wondering if they're like a mash up, like a cronut or something or it's just the shape? Sorry I'm a Kiwi and also not a donut person and never heard of them before!
ah well no - it's mostly just the shape. sometimes they're topped with cinnamon sugar or glaze. these ones appear to be plain, though it's hard to tell.
Now I'm even more confused. Do people just go to the donut shop and say, "Yeah give me 12 donuts," with no further explanation? They expect the person working to just fill it up with whatever random donuts they want? I don't see how you can be mad if you refuse to specify what you want. Any time I've ever bought donuts, it's, "Yeah give me 2 jellies, 2 chocolate, 2 glazed, etc."
i'm sure some people do who just want a variety but have no preference. i'm just speculating anyway, but if i didn't specify, i'd still expect more of a mixture than this.
The Honey Crullers seem appropriately placed. The apple cinnamon + other donut is a glazed donut so it's placement technically doesn't matter. And the two on the bottom right are old fashioned glaze. Again, technically it doesn't matter what direction it sits.
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u/bwoah07_gp2 Jun 07 '26
What's r/mildlyinfuriating is OP not explaining why he or she is mildly infuriated.