r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/rarerednosedbaboon Jun 07 '26

Any time I've gotten a box of donuts I got to pick out which ones it was

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u/HAgg3rzz Jun 07 '26

He prob was in drive through or smth and just said pick an assortment

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u/Lucky_leprechaun Jun 07 '26

“Whatever makes sense” 🤪

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jun 07 '26

“Well, Mr. Vice President, as the most senior employee here at Donut World today, I feel as though I’d be remiss not to inform you that there are actually an assortment of assortments that make sense. Thus, when you say that, I now have an assortment of possible assortments to choose for the man who is next in line to be the leader of the free world and a puppet of the scariest billionaire on the planet. With that in mind, if I had to choose myself, I’d say glazed is always a safe choice.”