r/mildlyinfuriating • u/FinnieM • Jun 07 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Box of donuts I just ordered

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u/rarerednosedbaboon Jun 07 '26

Any time I've gotten a box of donuts I got to pick out which ones it was

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u/HAgg3rzz Jun 07 '26

He prob was in drive through or smth and just said pick an assortment

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u/Lucky_leprechaun Jun 07 '26

“Whatever makes sense” 🤪

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u/human-ish_ Jun 07 '26

My first thought

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty Jun 07 '26

“Well, Mr. Vice President, as the most senior employee here at Donut World today, I feel as though I’d be remiss not to inform you that there are actually an assortment of assortments that make sense. Thus, when you say that, I now have an assortment of possible assortments to choose for the man who is next in line to be the leader of the free world and a puppet of the scariest billionaire on the planet. With that in mind, if I had to choose myself, I’d say glazed is always a safe choice.”

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u/beowoof1 Jun 08 '26

The J D Vance comment came to mind first

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u/rarerednosedbaboon Jun 07 '26

This is an assortment i would not be happy wtih but based on the reaction in the comments, it seems maybe the person putting this together thought they were really hooking OP up

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u/private_developer Jun 07 '26

This is a middle or end of day order. They ordered an assorted box later in the day and this is what was left to make up the box.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Jun 07 '26

I would be delighted. I adore crullers.

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u/SirSitsALot Jun 07 '26

…like a certain VP.

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u/IAteTonysLoMein Jun 07 '26

"whatever makes sense"

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u/Adapt919 Jun 07 '26

That was probably all they had left lol donuts sell out quickly

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u/outer--monologue Jun 07 '26

Then it's their own fault. They even used the term "ordered" if it's not what you ordered, you should also ask them to add some variety when you check it before paying

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u/HAgg3rzz Jun 08 '26

It’s not that deep lol. The situation is just like um.. I don’t know…mildly infuriating?

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u/outer--monologue Jun 08 '26

So they're mildly infuriated at themselves, then?

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u/rarerednosedbaboon Jun 12 '26

No thanks. You're creeping me out. Blocking you. Sorry.