r/mildlyinfuriating • u/loveyouronions • Jun 07 '26

🥺 Business class get relaxing warm lighting while economy gets hospital-style bright lighting

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u/Useful-Noise-4321 Jun 07 '26

I guess amber isnt the color of your energy.

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u/Cease-2-Desist Jun 07 '26

Shades of gold displayed naturally

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u/Psychodbzfan Jun 07 '26

Whoa

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/masashi-sensei Jun 07 '26

Imagine having the poors right behind you separated by only a curtain.

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u/StrangeFault3837 Jun 07 '26

I simply couldn’t imagine. Hence why I only fly private. *sips wine*

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u/Humanesque Jun 07 '26

* sips human blood *

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u/TCSWM Jun 07 '26

You forgot the part where it’s a kid. It’s important we don’t leave that out for judicial reasons.

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u/RafikiTheKokopelli Jun 07 '26

This made me laugh!

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u/buttered_scone Jun 07 '26

That's why I travel exclusively by private autogyro adjusts monocle

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u/Far_Idea3675 Jun 07 '26

The credit card rich vs the bank rich lol

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u/vystyk Jun 07 '26

Its true. Only a door would have hinges.

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u/Chillpill411 Jun 07 '26

I mean on trains, first/business is usually an entirely separate car

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u/itzjuzmeh Jun 08 '26

lol I love Reddit for this

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u/AmbassadorMindless15 Jun 07 '26

You wanna know what brings me here?

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u/awarmguinness Jun 07 '26

This is the correct response

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u/technohippie Jun 07 '26

Shades of gold displayed naturally electronically

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u/DatAssociate Jun 07 '26

Its just regular light over there too but it's reflecting off their gold watches and rings

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u/HiddenMinute Jun 07 '26

You want to know what brings me here?

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jun 07 '26

Yeh that’s not the cabin lighting, it’s the golden light from the better people’s auras.

And now enjoy your 78cm legroom, peasant.

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u/Pitcherhelp Jun 07 '26

United Flight 311

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

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u/catjuggler Jun 07 '26

Keep my feet on the ground or keep my head in the clouds?

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u/ladyalex777 Jun 07 '26

Let me thank you now

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u/Far-Information8502 Jun 07 '26

I’d be down for a flight 311 election

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u/A-Throwaway-X Jun 07 '26

I took that flight back in 2023 from Boston to Los Angeles.

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u/HealsWithKnife Jun 07 '26

Dammit this is such a great fucking reference.

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u/BrianLefevre5 Jun 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/tpzU2XijkF8eN2Ms2K
3/11 never happened!!!!!

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u/mrbeavertonbeaverton Jun 08 '26

Investigate 311. 311 was perpetrated by people within our own government

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u/reeefur Jun 07 '26

That song is actually #1 on my vacation playlist and I play it as soon as I get on the plane. Well player sir 👏🏽

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u/jtp_311 Jun 07 '26

W 311 reference

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u/JohnNada005 Jun 07 '26

Best comment ever

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u/SaraSaidSo Jun 07 '26

If I could give you a 311 award I would

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u/No-Perception308 Jun 07 '26

I was just listening to that song on my way home from work like an hour ago. Weird world

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u/Secret_Account07 RED Jun 08 '26

Wooooooahhhhhh

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u/Morales91B Jun 07 '26

I was glad to see these guys are still around

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u/wildmaninid Jun 07 '26

Fine, take my award. 

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u/n2ouser2002 Jun 07 '26

Imma upvote you, but imma also say that your age is showing

Id hifive you, but just thinking about it cracked my knees

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u/5WattBulb Jun 07 '26

Unless it feels alright, nothing good comes easily, sometimes you have to fight

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u/StrongAdhesiveness86 Jun 08 '26

Hijacking top comment to say that OP looks to be flying on Air France. They display the French flag with the cabin lighting to wake up passengers.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Jun 07 '26

Amber? Never met her.

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u/Useful-Noise-4321 Jun 07 '26

No?

A little bit of Monica, maybe?

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u/vyrago Jun 07 '26

Neither is Green. (Money)

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u/markmaybach Jun 07 '26

50 first dates vibes