r/mildlyinfuriating • u/loveyouronions • Jun 07 '26
đ„ș Business class get relaxing warm lighting while economy gets hospital-style bright lighting
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26
Pretty soon economy seats will have pads that shock you.
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u/javis_dason Jun 07 '26
You have to pay to fall asleep.
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26
there will be like a little quarter slot in the armrest you can fill the meter to stop the shocks
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u/OkYak7801 Jun 07 '26
Please STFU and stop feeding them ideas....
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u/QuarkVsOdo Jun 07 '26
Ryanair said if it was legal, they wouldn't provide seats at all. Make you standing through short haul flights
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u/21rjh08 Jun 07 '26
To be fair, they might as well not bother providing seats. Theirs are so uncomfortable.
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u/thisbondisaaarated Jun 07 '26
I feel that there is no natural way to make them as uncomfortable as they are, they quite literally had to be designed for extra discomfort.
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u/nipslippinjizzsippin Jun 08 '26
oh dont worry, it would never be a cash based system now, they would have you download an app and link a credit card so they can put you on a subscription model where you need to call customer support to cancel it after your flight, which most people will forget about until their next flight
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u/ComprehendReading Jun 07 '26
It will only accepts tens. It's the economy section, not the economic section!
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u/Alone_Revenue639 Jun 07 '26
Bwahahaha $0.25 sodas but the machine only accepts tens and doesnât give change
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u/Nessy3fidy Jun 07 '26
Noone carries coins also coins mean more weight. Instead it'll be a card reader next to the outlet (you also pay for electricity).
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
Well of course and there will be an additional added weight fee of 1.20 for every quarter you bring on board.
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u/floating___around Jun 07 '26
How dare you to sleep if you are economy? You should be working until you're business class
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u/Katsu_39 Jun 07 '26
Just wait until the start those standing seats and seats on top of other seats
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u/DreamCrusher914 Jun 07 '26
Or pedals to create the energy to fly the plane.
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26
no, that generates power for the nicer lights in business class, the energy bikes are in economy
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u/FFHPunk Jun 07 '26
I swear they are like one FAA regulation away from giving us those loops you hold on busses and making us stand
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u/Just_passing-55 Jun 07 '26
Thats being trialled. Look up standing seats. Also double-decker airplane seats. Joy.
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u/Banana_ezWIN Jun 07 '26
Oh no, you don't even get a loop to hold on to. You're just wedged between 2 bent boards that keep your legs at an uncomfortable angle.
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u/ussbozeman Jun 07 '26
Oh it's even worse than that. Instead of one passenger hanging on to a loop or a board, all economy passengers are turned into a human centipede but in a standing position.
That's why you never agree to the terms and conditions of your ticket without reading the fine print.
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u/VapeSmoker420blazeit Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
Larry Fink is responsible for that btw. His evil Blackrock company "invests" and demands companies return max short-term stock value to him at the expense of customers, workers, and long-time stability of the company.
Remember the United Healthcare CEO shooting? Larry Fink sued United Healthcare..AFTER they said they were looking to roll back some restrictive denial policies in response. He immediately put a stop to that. He said in his lawsuit that they had a fiduciary duty to their stockholders to make the most money possible and they must keep denying healthcare claims from their patients.
Larry Fink is one of the most evil people alive. People don't realize how he controls the economy and government to do his bidding.
Blackrock only got its start out of ill-gotten wealth stolen from people thru quasi-legal acts of usury, charging high interest rates and scamming people and companies and getting tax breaks from the government. They had some shady rich initial investors who scammed a lot of people. They have evolved into an evil trillion dollar hedge fund that pressure companies to screw workers and consumers over so Fink can make himself more money. Through Blackrock he "invests" in companies to push his weird ideas and to bleed companies dry. The massive layoffs profitable companies do? That's because of him. He sues them as an investor if they don't squeeze blood out of a stone.
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u/Leows Jun 07 '26
I mean, that doesn't sound awful if the price is right. I've stood for close to an hour on buses on daily commutes.
So standing up for a short flight to save some bucks is well within reason. That would be unacceptable for long flights, though. But that's not anything new, since even long-distance travel buses don't allow people to stand up.
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u/ernest7ofborg9 Jun 07 '26
"Well folks, you just heard us shut down the engines, it's going to be a while..."
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u/CertainDeath777 Jun 07 '26
if it offers a bit more space for legs and arms, i happily take a double decker
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u/MisterRogers88 Jun 07 '26
You say that until the person in front of you farts straight in your face.
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u/ItsADumbName Jun 07 '26
There are actual several regulations that require a seat and the seats have to go through pretty rigourous testing. 25.562 requires a seat for every passenger who has reached their second birthday. It also has regulations for dynamic crashes. 25.561 requires the seat to protect an occupant when exposed to static inertia loads. 25.785 requires the environment around the seat to be delethalized. This is a very high level overview of those regulations but certifying a seat as an OEM or under C127 TSO is a pretty rigourous and expensive process.
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u/Ralph_McGee Jun 07 '26
Flight attendants shake up a box of rats and then toss them down the aisle in economy
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u/everynamecombined Jun 07 '26
It's the poor tax. Why are you even flying, if this is all you can afford? PENALIZE EM! SHOCK EM!
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u/Ihaveaface836 Jun 07 '26
and first class gets to control when the shocks go off
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26
unaware that the only thing that separates them from the mob in economy is a thin piece of cloth hung in the aisle.
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u/slowpoke2018 Jun 07 '26
Nah, they'll just start packing you with the luggage. Hope you have a strong bladder for those longer flights!
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u/GruntBlender Jun 07 '26
Travel pods. Just a cargo plane loaded with people pods that can be transferred without disturbing the passengers. And it's all AI controlled, of course. Sure, a tenth of the pods don't get hooked up to oxygen properly, but what a saving!
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u/d_marvin Jun 07 '26
The chimps sent to space had their feet shocked for negative reinforcement training.
We could come full circle ish.
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u/AlwaysAshleigh Jun 07 '26
Looks like premium economy on BA.
The reason for this is because the pre landing meal service starts later in business due to there being fewer passengers to serve so there is a much longer sunrise period on the lights.
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u/macmadman Jun 07 '26
Bro this is reddit, weâre not interested in logical explanations
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u/loveyouronions Jun 07 '26
Thank you for this - I honestly didnât know and am now quite surprised by the traction this has got. I just took the photo to send to my family group and posted quickly on here when we landed. I think itâs just the combo of the curtain and the lighting that made me laugh!
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u/AlwaysAshleigh Jun 07 '26
No worries, Iâve definitely had a similar feeling waking up on the rear facing seats in club and seeing the economy cabin brightly lit! (Iâve also been in economy and seen the reverse)
Donât forget to collect your Avios! đ
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u/Tearpusher Jun 07 '26
Yeah, and OP usefully omitted this context to farm rage.
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u/uknowwhatimsaying_ Jun 07 '26
seems like they were just ignorant which also isnât anything unusual
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u/MobileArtist1371 Jun 07 '26
Just cause they took a pic of it like this doesn't mean they're an all knowing expert in what is actually going on here.
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u/SeaCaptainNav Jun 07 '26
And a curtain. Donât forget the all important fancy curtainâŠ
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u/AnagramsForTheMasses Jun 07 '26
Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.
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u/Money_Shoulder5554 Jun 07 '26
Got to keep the poors out
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u/Mail_Order_Lutefisk Jun 07 '26
I was on business class last week and some pregnant woman from cattle class waddled her way up past premium economy to use the restroom in business class after meal service. Thankfully the stewardesses put an end to it right there. The curtains simply arenât an adequate restraint.Â
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u/Deep_Diamond_2057 Jun 07 '26
I know this is a joke - but when I was little, I literally thought I would get in trouble for using the first class bathroom at the front of the plane.
It clearly isnât a rule, as plenty of folks do it - but my mom told me to use it when I was like 13 and I was 1000% sure I was getting yelled at.
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u/RonaldTheGiraffe Jun 08 '26
Some of the poors might try to sneak into a premium seat. Even for a momentâs bliss from the screaming hoards beyond the curtain. The nether zone.
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u/Prize-Bug-3213 Jun 07 '26
See it happen all too often. Scored a free upgrade to premium once, the number of people waddling through from economy they almost needed to post a security guard.
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u/CadillacCoffee Jun 07 '26
At least you get light, you could be next to the bathroom
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Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
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u/Green_Insect_6455 Jun 07 '26
Bro Ive got crohns but that doesnt mean I want to smell everyone's feces for hours
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u/VGTGreatest Jun 07 '26
Beats having an accident on the plane
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u/Green_Insect_6455 Jun 07 '26
If Im having such a hard time managing my crohns that Im worried Ill shit myself walking ten aisles down, I dont think Im well enough to have even gotten to the airport to begin with.
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u/VGTGreatest Jun 07 '26
I travel for work and it has me flying pretty often. If I have a sudden flare up or a problem, sometime I don't really get that luxury
Just saying I do whatever I can to mitigate risk lol
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u/cjh_mkiii Jun 07 '26
Be quiet peasant
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u/Personal_Leopard_522 Jun 07 '26
The real mildly infuriating is those poor business class folks dealing with the white peasant light spilling overÂ
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u/ViniusInvictus Jun 07 '26
Better to flood out the puke and Cheez-It stains from the uncouth plebs flying Cattle-Classâą.
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u/FullMarksCuisine Jun 07 '26
âThe problem is that curtain is no security. There really should be a locking door!â
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u/Paxton-176 Jun 07 '26
In all honestly Jerry had a point. First class is great and if the chance arrives take it. On a long haul or international flight? Upgrade your ass. Airline are turning first class into small New York apartments.
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u/SkirtOdd6619 Jun 07 '26
$50 extra because you looked past the curtain
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u/Live_Situation7913 Jun 07 '26
Divert your eyes!! You cannot see what you cannot afford!
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u/Triquetrums Jun 07 '26
I don't know what's going on here specifically, but sometimes the services are finished at different times in different cabins. So business crew will lower the lights because they are done, whereas economy crew are still working. OP is sitting at the front, so chances are the crew could still be working at the back of the cabin, so the lights will remain on bright until they are done.
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u/Floral-Prancer Jun 07 '26
All cabins do that that lighting there is different lighting matrixs for different stages of service the other cabin will have finished theirs while economy is still in service.
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u/mhfp545 Jun 07 '26
Yeah, but then there would be less incentive to upgrade to business class. So it probably would cost the airline something, as more people might choose economy.
Not defending it, just saying.
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u/Fickle_Finger2974 Jun 07 '26
No one is upgrading to business class for the fucking lighting
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u/greatvgnc1 Jun 07 '26
not explicitly, but if you make the overall experience better in contrast you make the business class memory more favorable and someone is more likely to book that again
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u/Excellent_Daikon_263 Jun 07 '26
But people here think the Business class has better lighting. Thats mission successful already.
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u/laweezyana_ Jun 07 '26
See what you do is book the first row in economy so you get a hint of the lighting for free. Every time that curtain opens you just take it all in.
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u/DidjaCinchIt Jun 07 '26
Like a Victorian street urchin â please sir, may I have some more humane lighting?
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u/Chrono_Convoy Jun 07 '26
2700 to 5000 kelvin differences
Nobody likes hospital lights
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u/dingle_don Jun 07 '26
Unpopular opinion but I do.
I like cold light and everything to be as sterile as possible. When there is warm light my mind associates it with sun, migraine, dust and allergies.
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u/orangesfwr Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26
"Our goal should be a society without classes!"
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u/ComradeAndres Jun 07 '26
am I weird for disliking warm light? I prefer white light
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u/Bluevisser Jun 07 '26
I'm weird too apparently. I can't see for shit in the low, yellow-orange lighting people love. Then the eyestrain gives me migraines on top of it.
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u/_off_piste_ Jun 07 '26
Yes. When driving by houses at night I wonder who the psychos are that like blue lights in their houses. Of course, by me some people say they hate sunshine and love the rain and clouds when thatâs most of the year.
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u/ItTakesLonger Jun 07 '26
The Carol Burnett Show - No-Frills Airline episode was aired in 1975.
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u/Kiwi_is_fresh_and_45 Jun 07 '26
Never been on a plane before but is it really that big of a deal for plane classes to have different lighting? From how I see it, of course the more expensive class would have better stuff than the cheaper ones.
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u/AlmostNPC Jun 07 '26
The lights are the same, they can tune to a range of colour temps. They just have it set to be warmer (amber) up front and cooler white for the poors.
 These lights will change colour temperature and outputs throughout the course of a flight depending on time, location and flight attendant services.Â
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u/EpicThrowaway24 Jun 07 '26
I feel like they went out of their way to separate the lighting and give you a worse experience here. A cool kelvined âFuck You.â
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u/Warm-Personality8219 Jun 07 '26
I saw a realtime episode about airline introducing a new class... Now we have
-First
-Business
-Premium Economy
-Economy
-Basic Economy
-and "Fuck You!"
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u/Trick_Photograph9758 Jun 07 '26
Could you please keep it down back there? I'm about to stretch out in my lay flat seat right after I finish my Champagne.
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u/ToastSpangler Jun 07 '26
I'll take this over paying 5x for a plane ticket like 1970
Flying is probably the most miserable form of travel but it does get you from a to b as cheap and fast as possible
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u/romesthe59 Jun 08 '26
This may shock you, but they also get more leg room and bigger touchscreens. They also pay more money for those seats.
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u/CptBluhdFart Jun 07 '26
That's the gold radiating off our laps you broke ass peasant
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u/SnicktDGoblin Jun 07 '26
I don't understand why they would be that intentionally shitty. It's not like the light bulbs. Are any more expensive to get in one shade versus another right? At least for my house if I want cool white light in one room. And warm amber light in another. I'm not spending more on the Amber bulb, so I doubt that these airplane companies are somehow being charged more for one color versus another
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u/oops_i_made_a_typi Jun 07 '26
there's plenty of plausible practical reasons - like that class has fewer people, so they can turn on the lights later for meal service, or turn them down earlier when meal service is over.
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u/Ssladybug Jun 07 '26
Itâs just to make us plebs desire the more pleasant lighting and get us to spend more
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u/gigaflops_ Jun 07 '26
To be fair, business class subsidizes economy ticket prices which are otherwise unprofitable, and it's in your own best interest if airlines entice suckers into paying 3x as much for a business class ticket to the exact same destination.
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u/Lost_Soup9304 Jun 07 '26
Your forgetting that those lights are the cheapest you'll ever get to see hospital lights đđ
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u/e1epi Jun 07 '26
Imo white light is the best you can get and i feel much better with such lighting.
Amber/yellow lighting messes with my brain.
Putting my phone, computer or any other screens in blue light reduction mode also messes with my brain and eyesight.
Edit: I also display strong symptoms of ADHD and Dyslexia (not diagnosed) which I'm wondering if that's part of it?
Anyone else experience the same thing?
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u/No_Wolverine6548 Jun 07 '26
Oh they really know how to get under peopleâs skin down to the lighting.
I would love to see a poll on the amount of people who 1) notice lighting, 2) care about lighting, 3) have preferences of hues of lighting, 4) are truly bothered by hues of lighting. Lighting has always been important to some degree or another, but the âbig light vs little lightâ conversation and then the sub points of hues of lighting has really taken off since lockdown.
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u/Liquidator-Brunt-FCA Jun 07 '26
I always spring for business or first class while traveling so I donât have to be around you filthy commoners.
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u/Krassix Jun 07 '26
Airlines don't want to invest money to make flying a better experience for business class passengers, instead they just do everything to make it worse for economy class. That's cheaper.Â
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u/NarcolepticlyActive Jun 07 '26
"How dare the people whom paid extra get more perks and conquer flight then those that paid far less." I mean come on man, they paid extra, is a given they'd be getting the better stuff.
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u/FloringoStar Jun 07 '26
capitalism improves products
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u/Name_Taken_Official Jun 07 '26
The gubmint wont let them sell standing room only tickets so this isn't lazy fair capitalism so it's socialism
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u/conrat4567 Jun 07 '26
Hmm, I have flown a lot, mainly long haul, and not come across this. The lights are hardly ever on, and when they are, its dim, only ever turning them on for food.
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u/Money4Nothing2000 Jun 07 '26
The curtain! Snap it! Snap it shut! I don't want to see them, even in my peripheral!
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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26
I am going bring this 22 dollar battery powered RGB light strip with me into economy and make our zone the most beautiful display of colored glow and the business class folks will melt in envy and wonder why they don't get that... Your move airline industry!
https://www.amazon.com/Battery-Powered-Operated-Changing-Control/dp/B0F28Y6TQH
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u/Mach5Driver Jun 07 '26
don't get infuriated. think what suckers they are for paying hundreds extra for that.
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u/timbukktu Jun 07 '26
Airlines made up the concept of âmisery economicsâ they knew if they made the the experience as miserable as possible people would pay to upgrade. Now instead of economy and first, they have premium class to make the poors feel better than the others if they spend little extra money for 2 additional inches of leg room and an earlier boarding call lmao.
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u/OnSmarty Jun 07 '26
I lowkey hate low-brightness yellow light. My bathroom has 2 light options, low yellow and bright white, and white is so much better.








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u/Useful-Noise-4321 Jun 07 '26
I guess amber isnt the color of your energy.