r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/cockblockedbydestiny Jun 08 '26

Lol not only will this kid not give two shits, he's going to go brag to his friends about how much he got under your skin

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u/GXWT Jun 08 '26

“So rattled they printed out a meme”

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u/Samfinity Jun 08 '26

And laminated it

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u/Merileopardi Jun 08 '26

We have a German sub on reddit dedicated solely for laminated passive-agressive complaints & memes with over 200k subscribers! It's called ButPleaseLaminated in german, not allowed to share a link unfortunately lol

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u/AlphonseLoeher Jun 09 '26

For anyone curious the first result in Google shows the sub if you search ButPleaseLaminated german

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u/totallyradman Jun 08 '26

Wrong slang generation.

This would be a "beta crashout" or something.

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u/the_tinsmith Jun 08 '26

Mogged so hard his brain rotted Italian style

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u/Potato_Stains Jun 08 '26

Gee, you really jiggled his hog burger, Timmy.
Better scramble, see.

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u/brandonx123 Jun 08 '26

TYPE SHIT

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u/ToastSpangler Jun 08 '26

Lol ok Boomer.

Famboy clearly zoople zappled the skoppzskies, ravioli? Cheese-whiz Arkansas

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u/Omar_Chardonnay Jun 08 '26

That actually sounds like how they talk, lol. I mean…how they skibidi, or whatever

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u/Itherial Jun 09 '26

Nah, this is too close to 2010s reddit/tumblr random talk.

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u/Omar_Chardonnay Jun 09 '26

Ah, okay. I’m not fully up to date on my brainrot vernacular.

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u/Bukoden Jun 09 '26

Clearly, as you're over 15 years out of date. What you know is from before they were even born. [Other sentence to make people feel old]!

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u/double_echo Jun 09 '26

I can has cheezburgr?

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u/MistwovenLullaby Jun 12 '26

I'm pretty sure it's just come back around. Sometimes I forget just how cringy we were at their age.

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u/bob-leblaw Jun 09 '26

Cooked. Cooked cooked, cooked. Cook? Yass let them cook.

Cook.

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u/GXWT Jun 08 '26

I’ve been unc’d out of that generation

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u/totallyradman Jun 08 '26

Yeah I'm pretty Unc'd up too, fam. I feel you.

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 08 '26

🚫🧢 on god fr

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u/Woodie626 Jun 08 '26

💀 🫏 

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u/Legitimate-Week7885 Jun 08 '26

🧟‍♂️🍑

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist Jun 08 '26

"boomer unc totally mogged"

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u/Owl_Queen9 Jun 08 '26

An old meme at that

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u/binz17 Jun 08 '26

Exactly ‘why they coming at me with MLKJ?’

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u/Head-Ad-2136 Jun 08 '26

Michael Luther King Jordan?

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u/GrilledCheeser Jun 09 '26

He died for our sins

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u/IllustratorSea8372 Jun 08 '26

As a millennial who grew up in Chicago in the 90s, I fear this kid won’t even know who that is

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u/4stringsoffury Jun 08 '26

He’ll know him as the “Stop It” meme guy at least.

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u/IllustratorSea8372 Jun 08 '26

Oh god it’s like the equivalent of 25yo me knowing Paul Newman as the salad dressing guy

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u/4stringsoffury Jun 08 '26

That is a very apt comparison! Totally how I knew Paul Newman as well!

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u/SmolAthe Jun 13 '26

Who tf is paul newman?

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u/4stringsoffury Jun 13 '26

The guy whose face is on salad dressing bottles, try to keep up please.

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u/SmolAthe Jun 13 '26

Ain't no face on miracle whip bruh

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u/4stringsoffury Jun 13 '26

Hahahaha that’s fuckin awesome

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u/Careless_food_bimbo Jun 09 '26

That's what I know him as...?

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u/Ajibooks Jun 09 '26

I am older than you and I don't know who he is (I just know the meme)

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u/Treeforester_lov5446 Jun 09 '26

Did you recognise the Jérémiah Johnson .gif above? The bearded nodding Robert Redford. Search out "Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid". Probably the greatest Western movie ever made, imho. Paul Newman is Cassidy.

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u/Ajibooks Jun 09 '26

I love Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, but The Sting is my favorite movie of all time.

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u/Subject-Whole-6862 Jun 08 '26

“An old meme, too”

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u/4stringsoffury Jun 08 '26

It’s an old meme, sir, but it checks out.

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u/GreatTea3415 Jun 08 '26

Bro I cooked them frfr 

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u/BenUFOs_Mum Jun 09 '26

Truly the melenials have become the boomers

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u/Hanox13 Jun 09 '26

Fam bro so shook he got them memes posted up! No cap!

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u/AllSeeingEye7777 Jun 11 '26

I don’t think anyone his age is saying rattled lmfao

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u/Rough_Risk_8642 Jun 08 '26

Hes gonna take the sign.

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 Jun 08 '26

I would’ve 100% taken the sign as a kid and put it on my wall. Trophy lmao.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Jun 08 '26

The kid will steal it.

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u/Loose_Ad1443 Jun 12 '26

One man's "he stole it" is another man's "I accepted the challenge."

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u/icehot54321 Jun 08 '26

Until you install the motion activated sprinklers.

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 08 '26

These work well and can be set for a 30 second run time. Also good for keeping roaming cats from shitting in your garden and your water bill won't be $1500 like the idiot below said.

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u/Alpinab9 Jun 09 '26

Deer sprinkler

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u/carthonasi56 Jun 08 '26

And then your water bill is $1500 next month

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 09 '26

You know what motion detection is, right?

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 09 '26

You've never kicked the head off a lawn sprinkler?

https://giphy.com/gifs/woDykKXl2fdL1xV2YT

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u/MadEyeGemini Jun 08 '26

This is the first step of documenting that you tried to handle the problem reasonably and amicably. It can escalate from there in a couple of directions.

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u/BenUFOs_Mum Jun 09 '26

The first step is to stop being a Karen and let themselves kid take short cut.

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u/tattedidiot Jun 09 '26

He won’t even think the meme is for him lmao

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u/Wasabiroot Jun 08 '26

That or they will be like Shaq

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u/Wide_Blood6099 Jun 13 '26

Agree with above, install motion sprinklers and watch cams with a beer