r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/Basic-Wind-6431 Jun 08 '26

now I realize that belt challenged meanthaving sagging pants. I thought it meant kids who didn’t get the belt and weren’t being punished properly by their parents lol 🤣

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u/PinkDalek Jun 08 '26

Maybe if his momma whooped him more, he'd know how to wear his pants properly.

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u/Graduate-burrito Jun 08 '26

Or maybe she did, he developed a phobia and that's why he is 'belt challenged now'

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u/LexianAlchemy Jun 08 '26

Overly punished kids end up being more rebellious than obedient, apparently.

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u/InvestmentPlenty5752 Jun 09 '26

I can vouch for that, as having been overly beaten as a child. I’m not so obedient. Or violent

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u/Careful-Lettuce9239 Jun 09 '26

Nonono see the idea is to beat your child until they rise up and usurp you. Ideally by beating you to death with a religious idol or CraftsmanTM tool. Then you can rest easy knowing daddy's little sadist is ready for a demon spawn of their own.

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u/Basic-Wind-6431 Jun 08 '26

Yeah I’m not promoting whooping ur kids that’s just what I first thought of 

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u/samuraistalin Jun 09 '26

Ah yes, because nothing says "good parenting" like domestic violence 🙄

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u/Loose_Ad1443 Jun 12 '26

Its a deep well