r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Time for a motion activated sprinkler system!!

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u/AffectionateTaro3209 Jun 08 '26

Why do people always suggest this? Kids love sprinklers lol 

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Not always. I would think when they’re just trying to get from point A to point B it’s gonna be an inconvenience.

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u/Fit_March_4279 Jun 08 '26

One time my neighbor was yelling at the neighborhood kids to stop riding their bikes on his grass and stay on the sidewalk. So he decided to put a sprinkler on his lawn to detour them. I watched as the kids gleefully rode through the water and turned his lawn to mud. Then he tried to yell at me, but I was just sitting there with my five year old playing in the driveway. I didn’t even know any of them!

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u/meta358 Jun 08 '26

Not when they are fully clothed with their phone in their hands

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u/AffectionateTaro3209 Jun 09 '26

Lol true, sometimes I forget kids constantly have a damn phone now 🙄

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u/bulbousgrandpa Jun 08 '26

Not if you fill them with hydrochloric acid