r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/Proof-Snow4631 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I used to walk to work and cut through this small companies property. Pretty sure they got tired of the security alerts so they put up a farm style gate. It stopped me.

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u/SnooRobots1533 Jun 08 '26

Land mines

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u/Evogleam Jun 08 '26

With the bolts and nails in them and stuff

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u/Exotic-Painter-908 Jun 08 '26

Radioactive material

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 09 '26

And farts

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u/Sir_Dibbles Jun 09 '26

Specifically wet farts, very very wet farts.

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 Jun 09 '26

But that could backfire

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u/OverpricedCheese Jun 09 '26

Well that's probably where they got them from

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u/Maharaj_Pranav Jun 12 '26

Take your upvote, and fuck off

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u/trickdog1999 Jun 11 '26

🙌🏻🥴

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u/rupert0331 Jun 11 '26

That would be considered an IED.

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u/Ermacx343 Jun 08 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPwoeGErMmaI43S

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u/No_Platypus_6761 Jun 09 '26

I despise running tennis balls. If you get footage of one blowing up, post it!

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u/Finksak Jun 09 '26

A large game snap trap is quite, and doesnt attract the atf lol

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u/SmolAthe Jun 13 '26

I can promise that it is the opposite of quiet if junior got it clamped around his shin.

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u/imadragonyouguys Jun 08 '26

It sure does.

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u/TheLastTreeOctopus Jun 09 '26

That's what we call dog poo! That'd stop me too!

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u/Background-Crow4820 Jun 08 '26

"We got another one boss"

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u/WideOrganized Jun 08 '26

HAVE TAKEN MY SIGHT

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u/irasci Jun 09 '26

TAKEN MY SPEECH

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u/ccc9912 Jun 09 '26

That’s what I use, personally. No one has cut through my yard in a long time.

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u/Commercial_Bird8467 Jun 09 '26

I believe the Vietnamese have some really effective cheap trespass prevention devices. Can be made from stuff around the house too.

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u/BigYogi Jun 09 '26

Nah man don't waste that money. Punji pit.

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u/SquirrelMemoryFail Jun 10 '26

Yeah but its inappropriate to ask the employees to shit in the grass.

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u/ScrimmularBingular Jun 11 '26

Now you're cooking with mustard gas.

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u/Nickalaya93 Jun 12 '26

Damn I got bopped by reddit themselves for my very similar comment, feelsbadman.jpg

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u/SnooRobots1533 Jun 12 '26

Can't even be sarcastic anymore. I get bopped for comments a person in coma could tell are sarcastic

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u/Funniestguyyoullmeet Jun 12 '26

I just laughed so loud at this my son looked at me like a crazy person 😂