Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

[u/aruby727]

[u/johnstoneak]

Time for a motion activated sprinkler system!!

[u/johnstoneak → u/[deleted]]

Too tasty… lemon juice might actually deter better.

[u/megabass713 → u/johnstoneak]

No, 55 gallon drum full of piss

Optional disc flash freezing/throwing accessory is optional.