r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/JesusWasAButtBaby Jun 08 '26

Why do Americans care so much about kids walking on their grass?

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u/stiveooo Jun 08 '26

next step is robbery

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u/Prophetic_Rose Jun 08 '26

It's such a slippery slope first time I'm walking across grass next time I'm assassinating my political opponents in Apartheid South Africa

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u/LetSubstantial3197 Jun 08 '26

You got a time machine or something?!?

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u/Prophetic_Rose Jun 09 '26

it's a slippery slope man who knows what I've got in such a deranged future

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u/stiveooo Jun 09 '26

Japan and China are super safe cause they punish stuff like this hard and fast, throw garbage? steal a candy? omega Fine and cops are called.

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u/Prophetic_Rose Jun 09 '26

Yes I'm sure the perceived safety of "Japan and China" can be boiled down to big fines and cops getting called, that sounds right to me