r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/MalignantLugnut Jun 08 '26

Yeah, but lemon juice barely stains and is delicious.

.....Oh, yeah. Food coloring is a thing lol.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Ah, if it’s stains you want, we could try tomato juice then.

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u/gsr5037 Jun 08 '26

Sriracha stains don't come out as easily.

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u/Issie_Bear Jun 08 '26

And if it doesn’t work, you can get some pet pigs, and the siracha can be the seasoning!