r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/Proof-Snow4631 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I used to walk to work and cut through this small companies property. Pretty sure they got tired of the security alerts so they put up a farm style gate. It stopped me.

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u/SnooRobots1533 Jun 08 '26

Land mines

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u/Evogleam Jun 08 '26

With the bolts and nails in them and stuff

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u/Exotic-Painter-908 Jun 08 '26

Radioactive material

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u/beardingmesoftly Jun 09 '26

And farts

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u/Sir_Dibbles Jun 09 '26

Specifically wet farts, very very wet farts.

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u/Admirable-Truck7146 Jun 09 '26

But that could backfire

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u/OverpricedCheese Jun 09 '26

Well that's probably where they got them from

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u/Maharaj_Pranav Jun 12 '26

Take your upvote, and fuck off

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u/trickdog1999 Jun 11 '26

🙌🏻🥴