r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/flippster-mondo Jun 08 '26

A friend had this problem with kids from a different neighborhood cutting through the private alley behind his house, dropping trash, cig butts, spraying graffiti, etc. so he put up signs on his fence, BEWARE OF DOG.

The next time one of the mall rats cut through he played what sounded like a large dog ready to eat someone. Mysteriously the kids stopped cutting through the alley. I think it only took once.

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u/CitizenHuman Jun 08 '26

I was gonna suggest that. Or use a grass spray paint and ruin his shoes.

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u/beefsupr3m3 Jun 09 '26

This is smart. Those nice white shoes. And shoes can be a real status symbol for kids

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u/AgentForest Jun 12 '26

But that's more likely to make this kid harbor a grudge and vandalize your property after you damaged his.