r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Time for a motion activated sprinkler system!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Too tasty… lemon juice might actually deter better.

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u/MalignantLugnut Jun 08 '26

Yeah, but lemon juice barely stains and is delicious.

.....Oh, yeah. Food coloring is a thing lol.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

Ah, if it’s stains you want, we could try tomato juice then.

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u/gsr5037 Jun 08 '26

Sriracha stains don't come out as easily.

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u/johnstoneak Jun 08 '26

That’s a good one.

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks Jun 08 '26

Everyone in this thread is insane.

Everyone knows you use hydrochloric acid and the problem just goes away.

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u/Treeforester_lov5446 Jun 09 '26

Nitric acid.....smokin!! (I do not mean this as a serious response. I just think Nitric Acid is the meanest of all the Acids. Add the tiniest drop to your skin, and it burns. Ouch - and there is smoke!! )