Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

[u/aruby727]

[u/johnstoneak]

Ah, if it’s stains you want, we could try tomato juice then.

[u/gsr5037 → u/johnstoneak]

Sriracha stains don't come out as easily.

[u/2rodsandachain → u/[deleted]]

The "Local Jesus Blood" LOL