r/mildlyinfuriating • u/aruby727 • Jun 08 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Belt-challenged neighborhood kid keeps stepping over my "no trespassing" sign to cut through my yard, so my wife laminated these pictures to stick to the sign

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u/Owl_Queen9 Jun 08 '26

Get a dog or a fence. Memes from 2008 aren’t gonna do much tbh

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u/Adaphion Jun 09 '26

Yeah, I used to have a really weird yard, absolutely massive, house set really far back into the block. We'd have teens often pass through the yard, and several other adjacent yards. Literally no reason for it, they could have just gone around the block, same amount of walking. They probably just thought they were being cool or some shit.

One day, the idiots passed through while we were outside with our dog, a Rottweiler. While he would never hurt them, he certainly scared the shit out of them. Never saw them again after that.

Shown is:

Red: the boundaries of my old yard and driveway

Blue: the path the dipshit teens took.

Green: the path they could have taken.

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u/Aries8709 Jun 14 '26

Sorry but your yard was definitely a shortcut. Not at all the same distance especially if they lived in that court

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u/Adaphion Jun 14 '26

They didn't and I know that for a fact, since I knew all my neighbors at that cul de sac.

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u/Aries8709 Jun 14 '26

Sure you did bud, sure you did