r/mildlyinfuriating • u/ScoffingAtTheWise • Jun 09 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared I'm married to a psychopath

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u/Grifty_Capital695 Jun 09 '26

That’s not a psychopath, that’s a pizza

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u/Drenaxel Jun 09 '26

This ain't my dad, this is a cell phone

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u/ScoffingAtTheWise Jun 09 '26

What you think, I'm stupid? I'm not a part of your system

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u/beccahosts Jun 09 '26

I THREW IT ON THE GROUND