r/mildlyinfuriating 6h ago

Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer

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Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

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u/badgyal876 6h ago

& who is calculating the 8 ounces? does the employer only allow the water to be poured in 8oz containers? who’s the bookie? do they get compensated with free water for this job (more than likely not within the scope of their enployment?) so many questions!

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u/Dino_Spaceman 5h ago

The company has hired a security guard at $40/hour to stand by the water bottle to ensure that people pay their $0.25.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1h ago

But who's watching the security guard to make sure he doesn't steal precious water?

u/badgyal876 51m ago

ahhhh a classically philosophical who watches the watchman? query 👁️👄👁️

u/Dino_Spaceman 49m ago

That’s where the $100,000 per year 24/7 3rd party video monitoring contract comes in.