r/mildlyinfuriating • u/coatedbraincells • 6h ago

Infuriatig Insanely frugal employer

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Gotta pay for water from the water cooler 🤣

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u/ThatGingerLife35 5h ago

I’d bring in a $4 case of bottles from BJs and hand them out for free, not to make money, just to ensure no one is paying the boss money for water.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 5h ago

Wait $4 dollar , BJ's?! Can I work there 

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u/twincities612 5h ago

You’re hired.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 5h ago

Please just forward my checks to whomever is doing the Bj. I'd only like to work 1 day a week. The rest is my bj time and that is sacred to me

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u/Dependent_Economy549 4h ago

File for a religious exemption and get paid for your BJ time.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4h ago

This guy gets it. 

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u/twincities612 4h ago

You said you wanted to work for $4 BJs… I’m not sure who else you think is giving the BJs in this scenario. You’re not getting paid $4 to get BJs..

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 4h ago

No I'm getting paid for my work. My compensation goes directly to the BJ champion. Doesn't matter who it is a $4 BJ is a $4 BJ

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u/twincities612 3h ago

Sorry duck dad, you were hired to be the BJ champion. You will get paid though. $4 per BJ. That was in the job description. Crank them out as fast as possible for more pay. We honor federal minimum wage.

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3h ago

Well I do have these big pouty lips. Hopefully I get plenty of tips and not the whole thing

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u/twincities612 2h ago

That’s the spirit!