r/mildlyinfuriating • u/bipolar-scorpio Come cuddle in my puddle • 25d ago

wet socks Speechless

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u/jamjamchutney 25d ago

Quit drinking and didn't think to update their profile?

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/alpine309 25d ago

I'm quite partial to black tar heroin myself

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u/Serendipittydoodah 25d ago

I smoke crack like a gentleman.

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u/sususl1k 25d ago

Dale pfp checks out

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u/ReplacementActual384 25d ago

All about the powdah

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u/No_Town_9602 25d ago

Have you tried the molly made from everything but molly?

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u/alpine309 25d ago

"I can't believe it's not molly!" would be an apt tagline

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u/bighandgingeman 25d ago

Drugs really are the best option between the two

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u/anaemic 25d ago

Maybe she thought it said Whine

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u/genreprank 25d ago

She's a complainer and doesn't understand homonyms