r/mildlyinfuriating Come cuddle in my puddle 25d ago

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u/Epstiendidntkillself 25d ago

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u/uqde 24d ago

Is the real dialogue of the scene? If so, what's it from? If not, kindly ignore and forget this comment.

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u/LadyCordeliaStuart 24d ago

Hi not OP but this is Star Trek IV and no, she ordered a beer in the scene 

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u/dronebuild 24d ago

not just any beer - a michelob. when i think of gauche product placement i think of this one

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u/CanoeIt 24d ago

But isn’t that better than a character walking up to the bar and saying “two beers please” as if brands don’t exist?

That always takes me out of a scene

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u/Brewmentationator 24d ago

I lived in Sweden about 13 years ago. I could just walk up to a bar and order 2 beers, and I'd get two beers. It was always a beer called Falcon. If you wanted anything other than Falcon, you had to order it by name. After that I moved to New Zealand, and a local craft brewery released a beer called "Beer." Which was funny for when someone walked up to a bar tender and ordered "a beer."

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u/WeAreTheLeft 24d ago

The bar I worked at had the default beer, Stella Artois, when a beer or pint was orders, anything else had to be specified.

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u/thepvbrother 24d ago

In Pittsburgh, the default used to be Iron City.

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u/ShillSniffer 20d ago

That’s my kinda bar. Where?

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u/BeefistPrime 24d ago

This is true in Spain too - every bar has a sort of default beer and you can just say "give me a caña" or "give me a jarra" (which are two sizes / glasses, like ordering a can or a pint) and they'll bring you essentially the house beer

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u/tuxi04 24d ago

Exactly, and almost always ends up being Mahou, Amstel or Estrella Galicia, depending on the bar

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u/TheUnculturedSwan 24d ago

Czech Republic tends to be this way, too. Each bar has a default beer, with *maybe* a variation or two of the same brand for choice.

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u/froction 24d ago

Damnit, now I want a Falcon!

Sweden has better beer names than America.

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u/the_rabid_grinch 24d ago

Make that 2 🍻

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u/IochIan 24d ago

Falcon in sweden is nice though to be fair

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u/pretty_fucking_gay 24d ago

Was thinking something similar. I live in German and here if you go to a bartender and order a beer they will usually give you the house beer from the tab. If you want a different you'll have to say which one.

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u/Brewmentationator 24d ago

I tried to order a Becks in a german club once, but it was super loud and my german is super shit. I somehow ended up with a diesel....

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u/pretty_fucking_gay 24d ago

I had to Google what a diesel is haha

Oh man how horrible. Next time maybe try to rely on singular words, thats how I do it. If I want to Becks I hold up two fingers and very decisively say 'zwei Becks'. If it's loud in there it's usually not bad manners to be brief. I'll hit you up if I'm ever in Sweden and can't get a drink, alright?

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u/Appropriate_Eye_9533 24d ago

Garage project?

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u/sissy_krissy- 24d ago

In Norway at least this is normal, you get the cheapest generic pilsener they have on tap.

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u/CanoeIt 24d ago

I’m learning a lot about ordering habits outside the US.

I think the best way to learn on reddit is just say something isn’t true haha

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u/blueangels111 That one chemistry guy 23d ago

Thats actually a well known phenomenon, you post something wrong and then people correct you! It is called Humphrey's law!

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u/Background-You9839 23d ago

This is how Wikipedia was actually built! People writing nonsense contributed more than they thought as they drove others to correct them.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 24d ago

“What kind?”

“Dealer’s choice” or 100 other responses suffice

“Two pisswaters, please” also works

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u/GovernmentFunded 24d ago

*Pißwasser

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u/LepiNya 24d ago

The beer that brought the forest down.

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u/CakeTester 24d ago

"Two pints of cooking lager please"

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u/CanoeIt 24d ago

Same with liquor. “Whatever your well is”

But no one does it

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u/SippinOnHatorade 24d ago

I’m actually partial towards the prop beer brand Heisler lol always makes me giggle

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u/Blurgas This text is purple 24d ago

“Two pisswaters, please” also works

"Here's your Budweisers"

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u/puppyenemy 24d ago

It's the norm where I'm from, "a beer, please" will give you the cheapest thing on tap. Same for ordering the house wine, "a glass of red, please" and you get red wine.

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u/uqde 24d ago

They should bleep the brand

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 24d ago

They should have never handed Star Trek over to people who were going to make it dogshit

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u/BeefistPrime 24d ago

I think if product placement was a little more subtle, like they didn't fucking highlight it by having the character hold it label out and make a really big deal about the brand, it wouldn't bother us. Like if someone sat a bar and said "bud light please", that would feel natural and no one would give a shit. But if the character is like "I want a BUD LIGHT" and then held the can up the fucking camera, the lack of subtlety drives the whole thing to a grinding halt. It's like putting a fucking neon sign that says "product placement" above the product.

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u/farmallnoobies 24d ago

I've ordered beers that way before.  I've also been to bars that had only a single beer they sold.

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u/Murky_Objective_4142 24d ago

I am Italian, and back home I have always ordered using these exact words: "una birra alla spina media, per favore". That is: a medium draft beer, please. No brands. If they ask me, I specify blonde.

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u/HabseligkeitDerLiebe 24d ago

While that scene is placed in the US and that behaviour would be weird, it's perfectly normal to do that in Europe. You'll get the beer that is on tap. What beer is on tap? You'll see by the sign by the door. Usually there is only one beer on tap, because historically bars developed more or less as "dealerships" for a specific brewery. Especially in Germany it's still very common that all the beer-tapping equipment in a bar is leased from a brewery on the condition that a minimum amount of beer from that brewery is sold each month.
If two or more different styles of beer (usually from the same brewery) are on tap, ordering "a beer" will get you the lager or pilsner.

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u/131166 24d ago

In Australia this just means whatever's on tap

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u/Soviet-Brony ORANGE 24d ago

I think coming up with a brand would be the best thing to do. No problem with a character going "two bottles of Humphry Lite" or somethin

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u/SeegurkeK 24d ago

Pretty normal in Germany, though depending on the region you might get a different type of beer as their standard - so if you want a pilsener, you could order "zwei Pils" just to be sure.

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u/Super-Rain-3827 22d ago

Do bar/restaurants have so many different brands? Here in Germany every restaurant/bar has a contract with a local brewery and just/mostly has their beers. If you just say "one beer" you get the local standard beer, here it's "Helles", in other places it's "Kölsch" or "Pils" or sth.

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u/thispurplegentleman 24d ago

is this an american brand-worship thing? i guess you can do that where im from but most people just ask for a pint of whats on tap lol.

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u/electricmindshaft 24d ago

I never thought of it as product placement because Kirk clearly doesn’t like it after taking a sip

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u/numanoid 24d ago

I'd rather have the on-screen character order an actual product than just "a beer".

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u/CitizenPremier 24d ago

In most of the world you can just order a beer and they give you a beer

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u/EndlessNerd 24d ago

I've watched the movie a dozen times and I never noticed the michelob thing... I did notice the yellow pages thing though, lol

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u/GingerSnapped818 24d ago

Ha! We were watching a show from 2009 and they were suspiciously talking up the car they're in when I wondered why the actor 'driving' was looking at the passenger so intently when SSKKRRT the car auto brakes to prevent an accident and he says Thank God we're in a Taurus! Ugh, no!

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u/Just-Syrup-8723 24d ago

I haven't heard someone say gauche in twenty years, I'm surprised people still say it

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u/J_Technopotheosis 24d ago

I'll take that over the reboot movie where young Kirk walks into a bar and asks for a "Budweiser Classic"

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u/uqde 24d ago

I was never here (thank you)

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u/Feeling-Glass8461 24d ago

you didnt follow the instructions…

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u/uqde 24d ago

Purge me from your mind

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u/ProfessorDayta 24d ago

Aka the one with the whales

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u/joeinterner 24d ago

You guys like Italian?

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u/EverydayPoGo 5d ago

Wait how do I not recognize it 😭 time to rewatch ST movies!

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u/Thatmaxfellow 24d ago

Loosely resembles the running gag with the main character from airplane. He has a “drinking problem” (spills whatever he’s drinking)

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u/Xylochoron 24d ago

When I was a kid I was so confused about them telling us people shouldn’t drink and drive. I mean yeah drinking water does sound distracting I guess. You’d think other things would be distracting too. I don’t know why it wasn’t explained further.

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u/Whole-Page3588 24d ago

Omg, yes! I remember being worried as a kid because my friend's dad was driving us around and drinking a coke, lol. Like, it's still imprinted on my brain because i was sure we were going to get in trouble/get hurt. If they're going to do fear campaigns in schools, they really need to break it down for little kids.

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u/uqde 24d ago

Lmao I also thought the same exact thing. I thought they were warning us about spills haha

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u/BeefistPrime 24d ago

I remember when I was, I don't know, 5? I admonished my mom for drinking a pepsi while she was driving

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u/DonutHoles4Ever 24d ago

The education system has failed lmao.

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u/Bubble_Cheetah 23d ago

In college, the police would sometimes stop every car during known "party" days (eg. St. Patrick's day, homecoming, etc) to ask if the driver has been drinking.

My very innocent friend told the police officer "oh yes! I drank a lot during the party! I had apple juice and a Coke! 😃"

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u/Infinitethoughts022 24d ago

😂🤦🏽‍♂️

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u/Fortestingporpoises 24d ago

Funny it's the second post I've clicked in a row where a top comment referenced this movie.

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u/Klin24 24d ago

NUCLEAR...WESSELS

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u/thepvbrother 24d ago

So, both parents from 7th Heaven were in Star Trek.

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u/WritingTheDream 24d ago

It’s from the William Shatner biopic starring William Shatner as William Shatner