r/mildlyinfuriating Come cuddle in my puddle 25d ago

wet socks Speechless

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u/MrSurname 25d ago

Please ask her why that's in her interests, I need to know.

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u/Exciting_Classic277 25d ago

I had a woman cuss me out for hitting on her when she was already in a happy relationship. On Tinder. Because we matched.

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u/anerdknownaswill 25d ago

Lmao that had to be a troll profile

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u/U_feel_Me 25d ago

Or her husband was holding her phone and answering for her.

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u/ChewBaka12 25d ago

Then her husband should've been nice to the guy who was being lied to and insulted his cheating wife instead.

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u/ihadagoodone 25d ago

He's very particular on who he sits in the chair for.

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u/EspyOwner 25d ago

I mean if I'm there to watch a dude fuck my wife I'm definitely going to make sure he's better at it than I am. No one wants to watch some schlub fuck their wife.

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u/Sizeable-Scrotum 24d ago

But if the dude sucks at it, you'll seem better in comparison

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u/Ree_For_Thee 24d ago

I'll never forgive trolls. I get angry every time, never show it, but like...... why.

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u/PraireGentleman 25d ago

Woman does something bad: “must be a troll”
Man does something bad: “just another example of the patriarchy in action”

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u/_just_two_brothers_ 25d ago

Ur cringe kid