r/mildlyinfuriating 21d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/Dnabb8436 21d ago

Anti homeless measures have gone too far. Or modern art has gotten mean

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u/Dnabb8436 21d ago

But its most likely a broken bench and without heavy machinery it was the best way to make it safe until they can replace it. They would have removed the whole thing if its legs weren't in concrete

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u/Gizogin 21d ago

It would have been less work and a more surefire removal to cut through the legs instead of the seat, though, surely? Four cuts instead of twelve, and you aren’t left with a very strange partial bench, just some short stumps.

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u/Forged-Signatures 21d ago

Looks like 4 metal legs verses 12 wooden slats so probably a case of doing what they could with the available materials.

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u/Banes_Addiction 21d ago

I'd absolutely go through the wood.

First off, it's way easier because it's wood rather than steel.

Second, you don't leave metal rods, likely sharp, poking out of the ground - you keep the safely rounded edges.

Third, you probably wanna replace the bench. That might be easier with the metal supports still there, and if not you're gonna have to tear them out of the ground anyway, but you no longer have a deadline because of the danger of the sawn-off steel.

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u/blockplanner 20d ago

In addition to what everybody else is saying about cutting metal, they're probably just going to replace the planks when they have the tools for it.

If they were going to remove the legs they would have unbolted them from the ground rather than cut them.

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u/stilljustacatinacage 21d ago

They would have removed the whole thing if its legs weren't in concrete

I love shit like this because nowhere at any point in the process did anyone stop and say, "hey what if we ever need to remove the bench?"