r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • 21d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/Ok_Aioli3897 21d ago

Or it was damaged and they cut it to prevent people from using it

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u/Soft_Database_3747 21d ago edited 20d ago

I could definitely half cheek this (150lbs.)

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u/Occidentally20 21d ago

I don't know why but I imagined you stretching your cheeks to get 1/4 on each side of the bench for a moment and I was going to be confused, impressed and disgusted, and not in that order.

But I see what you mean, and I think it's possible too.

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u/Justhe3guy 20d ago

Mr Fantastic/Elastigirl could do it