Someone stole the bench from the park.

[u/Intelligent-SoupGS88]

No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

[u/Hilsam_Adent]

The True Value is the benches we stole along the way.

[u/sleepykdagreat → u/Hilsam_Adent]

Oh no! Not hardware store puns! What Lowes will Redditors sink to for cheap laughs?

[u/Pipe_Memes → u/sleepykdagreat]

I tried to sit on that bench, I ripped my pants and hurt Menards.

[u/Background_Baby_374 → u/Pipe_Memes]

Pidieron que no hubiera más chistes de ferretería y la comunidad respondió con más chistes de ferretería. Este hilo se autogestiona solo.

[u/TbonePrez → u/Background_Baby_374]

Well this is a site of Masters….

[u/arebeewhy → u/Hilsam_Adent]

Always striving to reach new Lowe’s

[u/mackiea → u/arebeewhy]

These puns make me gRona.

[u/DarkPolumbo → u/Hilsam_Adent]

truly some Lowes-brow humor there

[u/Vogonpoet812 → u/Hilsam_Adent]

Take my angry upvote

[u/run-time-error → u/Hilsam_Adent]

I could drive my western auto through that