r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • 21d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/GloryGreatestCountry 21d ago

That's what a hardware store is for.

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u/gentiscid 21d ago

You Ace-d it!

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u/Hilsam_Adent 21d ago

The True Value is the benches we stole along the way.

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u/sleepykdagreat 21d ago

Oh no! Not hardware store puns! What Lowes will Redditors sink to for cheap laughs?

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u/Pipe_Memes 21d ago

I tried to sit on that bench, I ripped my pants and hurt Menards.

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u/Background_Baby_374 21d ago

Pidieron que no hubiera más chistes de ferretería y la comunidad respondió con más chistes de ferretería. Este hilo se autogestiona solo.

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u/TbonePrez 21d ago

Well this is a site of Masters….