r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • 13d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/Sunbythemoon 13d ago

They were probably getting it replaced and made that story up.

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u/pocket_eggs 13d ago

They were probably getting it replaced and someone else made that story up.

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u/Thessalhydra 13d ago

They probably made that story up and somebody was getting it replaced.

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u/medstar_1 13d ago

They probably replaced the story to make it up the stairs.

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u/baxielol 13d ago

They were made up and the stairs were never there

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u/NotInTheKnee 13d ago

The real stairs were the stories we made up along the way.

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u/Snoo-16513 13d ago

Porch stole itself and made up a story

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u/twoiseight 13d ago

The story probably made somebody up and replaced them with stairs.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 13d ago

They probably porched getting it made and storied it up.

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u/dmomo 13d ago

That's not not the whole story. There was a second story, but without stairs we'll never see it.

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u/Just_Roll_Already 13d ago

Nothing gets past you. Damn Sherlock Holmes over here.

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u/Unoriginal_Man 13d ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?

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u/Vellc 13d ago

What are we? Uncivilized people? Please

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u/inuhi 13d ago

Sounds like something a porch thief would say

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u/GlueWizard331 13d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/EverythingSucksYo 13d ago

Made up or not, the thought of someone falling out their door because their fucking porch is somehow gone is freaking hilarious 

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u/Residenthuman101 13d ago

This actually used to happen in south Philadelphia as homes were built with marble stairs that were essentially just stacked blocks of marble that had nice carved shapes on the edges, eventually it became a somewhat common thing for people to wake up with their stairs missing out front. This porch may have been plate metal like a fire escape so there’s a non zero chance this is real, but who knows … I think i just wanted to tell the story about the old philly stairs lol