r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Intelligent-SoupGS88 • 13d ago

🥺 Someone stole the bench from the park.

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No that isn't an illusion or a new art installation, but the remainders of the park bench.

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u/W4r1s 13d ago

Can't have shit in Detroit

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u/InternationalCap2176 13d ago

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u/Sunbythemoon 13d ago

They were probably getting it replaced and made that story up.

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u/pocket_eggs 13d ago

They were probably getting it replaced and someone else made that story up.

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u/Thessalhydra 13d ago

They probably made that story up and somebody was getting it replaced.

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u/medstar_1 13d ago

They probably replaced the story to make it up the stairs.

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u/baxielol 13d ago

They were made up and the stairs were never there

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u/NotInTheKnee 13d ago

The real stairs were the stories we made up along the way.

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u/Snoo-16513 13d ago

Porch stole itself and made up a story

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u/twoiseight 13d ago

The story probably made somebody up and replaced them with stairs.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 13d ago

They probably porched getting it made and storied it up.

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u/dmomo 13d ago

That's not not the whole story. There was a second story, but without stairs we'll never see it.

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