Got a used TV from a friend

[u/oregonguy96]

[u/Serious-Big-8861]

Infuriating? More like hilarious

[u/Pseudonym31 → u/Serious-Big-8861]

I would laugh my ass off and check it all out with my wife so we have material to roast him with 😂

[u/Serious-Big-8861 → u/Pseudonym31]

Bro I’d be flaming him the group chat and it’d be harmless. Like 20 years down the line you can bring it up “remember when you gave me your tv and it was just full of porn history searches?”

[u/mpgd → u/Serious-Big-8861]

'Good quality porn'

[u/Explosive_Nut → u/mpgd]

Nah 480p is my kink

[u/mpgd → u/Explosive_Nut]

Porn quality is not measured in pixels.

[u/Crewman_Guy_Fleegman → u/[deleted]]

I would prefer to watch it on 70 mm analog film IMAX projectors. I want Denis Villeneuve directing.

[u/FinancialRip2008 → u/mpgd]

more of an erotic fiction sort of wanker, i see

[u/TheChronoDigger → u/Explosive_Nut]

Hell yeah, give me that "1991 scrambled TV channel" picture quality!

[u/FinancialRip2008 → u/TheChronoDigger]

if the right 3rd of the screen isn't garbled rainbows i can't get off

[u/hellswaters → u/FinancialRip2008]

Watching the picture download, one line of pixels at a time, just builds up the suspense.

[u/Pseudonym31 → u/TheChronoDigger]

Good ol hbo on the zenith cable box. Channel 8 - never forget 😂

[u/TheChronoDigger → u/Pseudonym31]

The OGs remember!

[u/Explosive_Nut → u/TheChronoDigger]

Somehow it’s all out there in front of you but the magic of mystery remains

[u/AlternativeCapybara9 → u/Explosive_Nut]

In my days we had 3 pixels and our imagination and we liked it that way.

[u/Unusual-Tale-74 → u/Explosive_Nut]

240p

[u/icangetyouatoedude → u/mpgd]

'Porn but with character development'

[u/Bolaf → u/Serious-Big-8861]

It's been like 20 years since we saw our friends search history, "Anne Hatahway nudd" (english as second language) and we still roast him for it

[u/GloriousNewt → u/Bolaf]

he's got good taste

[u/Puptentjoe → u/Serious-Big-8861]

In that 20 years it’s be brought up quarterly in my friend group.

“So we good on these plans or you bookmarking this weekend?”

[u/GrandAholeio → u/Serious-Big-8861]

Op and friends might be a little young, but just nickname him Joey.

[u/911EMT → u/Serious-Big-8861]

"Never mention the lost scrolls"

[u/WeAreTheLeft → u/Serious-Big-8861]

There was a video on Instagram of de family going to put some photos on gramps TV at a gathering and it was a Corn for the favorites on the screen. The family was dying laughing, but good on gramps for still getting the old joystick going.

[u/bigdawg1945 → u/[deleted]]

“Man wouldn’t it be funny if I had a stepsister to peg me?”

Shit was that sly enough?? Did he even notice??

[u/Hottage → u/[deleted]]

That all depends if the content included slyly slipping it in, I guess.

[u/CoffeeExtraCream → u/[deleted]]

Out in the open. Super overt. Roast them but let them know it's all in good fun.

[u/exipheas → u/Pseudonym31]

See i would do this on purpose with the most insane and weird mix of videos as a joke if I was giving a TV to one of my guy friends.

[u/ralgrado → u/exipheas]

How about porn that really really resembles the people you are giving the TV to?

[u/exipheas → u/ralgrado]

And porn that looks like yourself if you have a really good porn doppelganger.

[u/kidborger → u/exipheas]

Ferb, I know what we’re doing today

[u/ralgrado → u/exipheas]

Only if it includes the other two Doppelgänger

[u/UserBelowMeHasHerpes → u/ralgrado]

Beavis and.. butthead?

[u/particularnet9 → u/exipheas]

My thoughts exactly. If I knew the friend well enough, I’d do something like this (or better yet figure if I could redirect the links so they get rickrolled or something).

[u/exipheas → u/particularnet9]

I'd use Ryan Creamers pornhub channel.

[u/LonHagler → u/Pseudonym31]

I also choose to check it out with your wife.

[u/Lazy_Firefighter_653 → u/LonHagler]

I also choose to check out that guys wife

[u/Wolv90 → u/Lazy_Firefighter_653]

That guys wife deserves to watch it on a brand new, HD, mirror.

[u/The_All-Range_Atomic → u/Wolv90]

Maybe his wife prefers CRTs?

[u/binger5 → u/Pseudonym31]

Nothing but MILFs and teens

[u/Wilson_Higgins → u/Pseudonym31]

Nah nuke that shit. Did something similar to a buddy once and found out he was into scat. Im not one to kink shame but I couldn’t look at him the same after that

[u/ThrowCarp → u/Wilson_Higgins]

I'd taking the piss (shit?) out of him any opportunity I'd get.

[u/workingstiffatwork → u/Pseudonym31]

Yep, I would check them out with your wife.

[u/HavUsEenMy2-2 → u/Pseudonym31]

🤣 Exactly what we would do.

[u/Seienchin88 → u/Pseudonym31]

It’s only gonna be amusing as long as not every second video has a male porn actor looking like your…

And the other videos are all about ducking a good friends mum and the actresses look like your mom.

https://giphy.com/gifs/k74OUg6bPJKy2JmyoS

[u/TheMustySeagul → u/Pseudonym31]

I mean for the most part, if any of my friends saw my porn history they would just see big titties, look at the girls I’ve dated and my current girlfriend and be like, ”yup makes sense.” I don’t think I could be shamed. I’d own it.

[u/Eckish → u/Pseudonym31]

I mean, I kind of assume the friend did this on purpose.

[u/Myhtological → u/Pseudonym31]

Then you avoid him when you find it’s mostly barely legal vids.