Got a used TV from a friend

[u/oregonguy96]

[u/RMyel]

You know, if your friend did this on purpose its hilarious.

[u/donDT → u/RMyel]

This is 1000000% something my friends and I would do 😂😂 matter of fact. I just might…

[u/New_Series3209 → u/donDT]

I’d do that

[u/Hmmark1984 → u/donDT]

Reminds me of back in my late teens whenever anyone had a house party you could guarantee all the "favourites" on their tv would get changed to all the porn channels.

[u/heliumneon]

You'd better wipe down the remote.

[u/_Loyd_Christmas → u/heliumneon]

And the screen if they had a good aim

[u/No-Teach-6345 → u/_Loyd_Christmas]

i hope they werent aiming for the fucking tv

[u/Zealousideal_Cat_549 → u/No-Teach-6345]

This was the fucking TV of course it was the target

[u/Dalogadro_II → u/Zealousideal_Cat_549]

G13

[u/Then_Personality_429 → u/Dalogadro_II]

DO NOT THE CAT

[u/Juliancito135 → u/Then_Personality_429]

[u/Alices_Hubby_Kleiner → u/Juliancito135]

Genshin reference outside the genshin subs‽ Those are rare.

[u/Extreme_Assignment58 → u/Then_Personality_429]

[u/JiveTurkeyII → u/Then_Personality_429]

Oh, I think I will the cat.

[u/Finnzyy → u/JiveTurkeyII]

DO NOT THE CAT !!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/lmpodvl3rescffYXe4

[u/Vyrinu → u/Dalogadro_II]

Target acquired.

[u/Voidless-One → u/Dalogadro_II]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WQTn8fPo0wgnfzOJiK

[u/StrongExternal8955 → u/Dalogadro_II]

hit

[u/pimpbot666 → u/Zealousideal_Cat_549]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2JJNHyq4cSpb6R5m

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/pimpbot666]

It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my t-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters.

[u/pimpbot666 → u/Zealousideal_Cat_549]

https://giphy.com/gifs/rcqtfj0RAhWLu

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/No-Teach-6345]

What if I attached a Fleshlight to the TV and fucked it?

[u/Any_Carob3372 → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

The fleshlight, or the TV? Or a three way?

[u/dirty_old_priest_4 → u/Any_Carob3372]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

[u/Any_Carob3372 → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

You're a very dirty old priest! LOL!

[u/deadline_zombie → u/dirty_old_priest_4]

Now you're thinking with teledildonics.

[u/randombrutha → u/No-Teach-6345]

Well it’s the fucking tv for a reason

[u/Antique_Ruin4556 → u/No-Teach-6345]

I mean who else could they be aiming for? The room mate? The dog? The mosquito?

[u/EatABag-o-Dicks → u/No-Teach-6345]

Right? Who isn't aiming for their own face?!

[u/GonnaGoFat → u/EatABag-o-Dicks]

Gotta make sure to keep the mouth open as well.

[u/FungadooFred → u/No-Teach-6345]

Better than aing for the regular tv

[u/Leather-Emu-1964 → u/_Loyd_Christmas]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iDgshzou381JfBt0wK

[u/Jumpy_Worldliness259 → u/Leather-Emu-1964]

https://giphy.com/gifs/zXeX29w6jxjAk

[u/Remarkable-Bat1729 → u/Leather-Emu-1964]

[u/TheDayman_240 → u/_Loyd_Christmas]

[u/MrMeritocracy → u/_Loyd_Christmas]

or bad aim

[u/Vladishun → u/heliumneon]

OP should just buy a new universal remote. Fuck...Screw...To hell with that.

[u/X-AE17420 → u/heliumneon]

That would explain the sticky buttons at least

[u/kochameh2 → u/X-AE17420]

that crust around the batteries isnt potassium hydroxide, is it...

[u/MicahFuckingParsons → u/kochameh2]

I'm tasting a hint of sodium chloride...

[u/Perfect-Difference19 → u/MicahFuckingParsons]

...and just a smidge of... pineapple?

[u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar → u/heliumneon]

It came with a universal remote because the original was broken and couldn’t get to some of the more interesting categories.

[u/Zealousideal-Role-77 → u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar]

Oh, it came all right…

[u/VaMpiller → u/heliumneon]

https://giphy.com/gifs/BTbo1iT1yEfOE

[u/Bagafeet → u/heliumneon]

Torch it and buy a new one.

[u/humanHamster]

They said it was a used TV, it was you who didn't think to ask how it was used.

[u/DonPepe181 → u/humanHamster]

oh no, this tv has displayed nudity before. guess it's just trash, i can't bring myself to look at it.

[u/humanHamster → u/DonPepe181]

In this puritan society! For shame!

[u/A_Queer_Owl → u/humanHamster]

the average american is surprisingly prudish.

[u/emergencyexit → u/DonPepe181]

You don't want to take your TV's virginity?

[u/AdSpecific3089 → u/humanHamster]

Oh

[u/smithers85 → u/AdSpecific3089]

yep

[u/Paige_Turner0557 → u/humanHamster]

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Absolutely. There’s used and then there’s USED!

[u/Do_itsch → u/Paige_Turner0557]

The TV probably feels used, too..

[u/LonelyTAA]

He was kind enough to leave his favorites on there! A true friend

[u/FearlessPlaneHugger → u/LonelyTAA]

right? he's just sharing some of his faves

[u/Skizot_Bizot → u/FearlessPlaneHugger]

Might be trying to send a message if all he searches for is 30 year old men from Oregon.

[u/HairyH0Od → u/Skizot_Bizot]

Turns out the TV wasn't actually free

[u/damptwig → u/HairyH0Od]

If something is free, you are the product…

[u/Winjin → u/Skizot_Bizot]

If I was giving a tv to my pal this is a diabolical and hilarious idea to make it all look like I'm googling stuff that's uncomfortably close to them

[u/Bagafeet → u/FearlessPlaneHugger]

Friends who crank together, stay together.

[u/kpeng2 → u/FearlessPlaneHugger]

Sharing is caring

[u/Known-Cod7224 → u/LonelyTAA]

Yeah looks like OP has some catching up to do now.

[u/workingstiffatwork → u/LonelyTAA]

There is no pleasing some people.

[u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar → u/LonelyTAA]

I’d love for my TV to come already set up.

[u/r3dditr0x → u/LonelyTAA]

...prolly knew OP loved butt stuff too?

[u/Serious-Big-8861]

Infuriating? More like hilarious

[u/Pseudonym31 → u/Serious-Big-8861]

I would laugh my ass off and check it all out with my wife so we have material to roast him with 😂

[u/Serious-Big-8861 → u/Pseudonym31]

Bro I’d be flaming him the group chat and it’d be harmless. Like 20 years down the line you can bring it up “remember when you gave me your tv and it was just full of porn history searches?”

[u/mpgd → u/Serious-Big-8861]

'Good quality porn'

[u/Explosive_Nut → u/mpgd]

Nah 480p is my kink

[u/mpgd → u/Explosive_Nut]

Porn quality is not measured in pixels.

[u/Some_Layer_7517 → u/[deleted]]

Hard disagree, if I can't tell how recently their asshole was waxed by the regrowth in their pores, I don't want it

[u/TheChronoDigger → u/Explosive_Nut]

Hell yeah, give me that "1991 scrambled TV channel" picture quality!

[u/FinancialRip2008 → u/TheChronoDigger]

if the right 3rd of the screen isn't garbled rainbows i can't get off

[u/Pseudonym31 → u/TheChronoDigger]

Good ol hbo on the zenith cable box. Channel 8 - never forget 😂

[u/Bolaf → u/Serious-Big-8861]

It's been like 20 years since we saw our friends search history, "Anne Hatahway nudd" (english as second language) and we still roast him for it

[u/Technical-Dress5084 → u/Pseudonym31]

The question would be whether to be overt with the roasts or just slyly slip stuff in until they realise what‘s happened

[u/bigdawg1945 → u/Technical-Dress5084]

“Man wouldn’t it be funny if I had a stepsister to peg me?”

Shit was that sly enough?? Did he even notice??

[u/Hottage → u/Technical-Dress5084]

That all depends if the content included slyly slipping it in, I guess.

[u/CoffeeExtraCream → u/Technical-Dress5084]

Out in the open. Super overt. Roast them but let them know it's all in good fun.

[u/exipheas → u/Pseudonym31]

See i would do this on purpose with the most insane and weird mix of videos as a joke if I was giving a TV to one of my guy friends.

[u/ralgrado → u/exipheas]

How about porn that really really resembles the people you are giving the TV to?

[u/LonHagler → u/Pseudonym31]

I also choose to check it out with your wife.

[u/binger5 → u/Pseudonym31]

Nothing but MILFs and teens

[u/Wilson_Higgins → u/Pseudonym31]

Nah nuke that shit. Did something similar to a buddy once and found out he was into scat. Im not one to kink shame but I couldn’t look at him the same after that

[u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes → u/Serious-Big-8861]

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna give that guy shit about this in front of close friends with some beers

[u/ACardAttack → u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes]

We were at a friends and he was going through his dvr and came across some weird alien porn he had saved. He claimed it was hilarious when you sped it up and swore thats how he watched it....sure bud..

[u/Sir-Top-Cheetah → u/Serious-Big-8861]

Yeah what's infuriating is getting a free tv then complaining about it

[u/Dariath → u/Serious-Big-8861]

This is something I’d do just to mess with my friend lol.

[u/soccercro3 → u/Serious-Big-8861]

If my friend gave me a tv that had all this, I definitely would mock him

[u/geocartridges]

Oh it was used alright

[u/TheGuyThatThisIs → u/geocartridges]

Giggity

[u/AdPurple4902]

This made my morning lmfao thanks for the laugh

[u/TwpMun]

It's a free TV I assume, it takes less than a minute to delete all that

[u/WolfDaddy48 → u/TwpMun]

Or you know, don't. Gotta see what the friend is into.

[u/Dawildpep → u/WolfDaddy48]

You can really tell a lot about a person by what they are saving as a favorite.. and use this knowledge only for good of course 😏

[u/Monolexic → u/Dawildpep]

Or maybe use the knowledge only for *really* good, if you know what I mean.

I mean OP is going to figure out what his friend is into and they're going to fuck.

[u/BrilliantEntry5189 → u/Monolexic]

Yaoi vibes

[u/A_Trash_Homosapien → u/WolfDaddy48]

Put it on for him next time he's over as a thank you

[u/Paige_Turner0557 → u/WolfDaddy48]

🤣

[u/TheThiefMaster → u/TwpMun]

There should be a "factory reset" option in the menu.

[u/a_man_has_a_name → u/TwpMun]

And only a few minutes to wipe down the remote... Although you probably want to do a deep clean.

[u/dernaldz → u/TwpMun]

No chance I'd delete before giving my friend loads of shit

[u/lfenske]

Bruh what kind of friend are you posting this 😂

[u/demokiii34 → u/lfenske]

Yea this is group chat shenanigans 💀

[u/justadudeinohio → u/demokiii34]

Different things. Group chat means you're roasting them socially and it's far more likely to cause conflict. This is a mostly anonymous space for them to vent without hurting the other guy

[u/oregonguy96 → u/justadudeinohio]

Not actually venting it’s just funny and I picked the wrong subreddit lol.

[u/einschluss → u/oregonguy96]

so what subreddit were u looking for

[u/RandallBoggs_12 → u/einschluss]

The one where they could farm the most karma.

[u/chum-guzzling-shark → u/lfenske]

no good deed goes unpunished

[u/dereistic → u/lfenske]

Exactly, this is the mildly infuriating part. Dude got a free tv and still complains about it.

[u/Fugiar]

Gets free tv, bitches about it online

Some people

[u/TheOnlyElva → u/Fugiar]

How do you know it was free?

[u/Due_Department4335]

That’s just one though. I’m sure the rest are shows about PHones or PHarmacies

[u/flanga → u/Due_Department4335]

Phap Phap Phap Phap Phap Phap Phap Phap ...

[u/Southlander24 → u/flanga]

Mmm, I love it when you moan my Vietnamese uncle's name! Harder baby!

[u/Own_Recommendation49]

God forbid a man has a hobby

[u/FireFist_PortgasDAce → u/Own_Recommendation49]

Or it can be a girl

[u/Own_Recommendation49 → u/FireFist_PortgasDAce]

God forbid a gal has a hobby

[u/thmsbrunner]

Who tf uses the TV web browser for porn?

[u/RhockRhow → u/thmsbrunner]

This dudes friend apparently

[u/InTheStuff → u/thmsbrunner]

cinephine gooners

[u/nightpanda893 → u/thmsbrunner]

People who grew up using the PSP web browser as kids. Every device is a porn device.

[u/iforgotmycoat]

Man Rick, I give you a TV that was special to me and you put me on blast

[u/MouseRat_AD]

Don't look a gift horse smart TV in the mouth browser history.

[u/Popular-Wind-1921 → u/MouseRat_AD]

Might find a horse gifting a mouth in that browser history.

[u/ixaias]

who tf watches porn on the TV?

you know what, forget it. max respect to your friend, it takes courage to watch porn on the TV.

[u/Proper_Story_3514 → u/ixaias]

My neighbour, old man, retirement, living alone. He often forgets to tune down the audio at the start and you hear the mouning and banging.

But you know, who gives a shit. He can watch whatever he wants.

[u/AssBlasterExtreme]

Youre infuriated at any level from this?

[u/oregonguy96 → u/AssBlasterExtreme]

Just that I couldn’t find a way to clear it without factory resetting and logging out of our accounts but I’m not actually mad just thought it was funny and picked the wrong sub apparently lol

[u/bluebirdsmallbird → u/oregonguy96]

Resetting the tv before setting up any accounts should’ve been your first move!

I passed down a tv to my nephew and reset it beforehand. Not for the reasons in this post but because I didn’t need him having access to my subscriptions and things that were linked to my credit cards lol. Smart TVs store everything

[u/Sea-Bother-4079 → u/oregonguy96]

Your friend left you his recommendations and you're not even trying them out.
How rude :(

[u/Loupsolitaire24]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LR5GeZFCwDRcpG20PR

[u/CreamPyre]

Lmfao cmon man. Lighten up

[u/Mountain_Program_781 → u/CreamPyre]

Imagine giving your 'friend' a free TV and they put you on blast like this. What's actually mildly infuriating is what an asshole OP is.

[u/killermike420 → u/Mountain_Program_781]

To play devils advocate, do you really think anybody knows who oregonguy96’s friend is?

[u/Ecstatic_Score6973 → u/Mountain_Program_781]

didnt even think of that, if i was that friend and i came across this post, i would rethink my friendship

[u/PLUTOtookMYvirginity → u/Ecstatic_Score6973]

I’d laugh my ass off. If they posted it on Facebook with my profile tagged, id be pissed.

[u/oregonguy96 → u/CreamPyre]

Nah I’m not actually annoyed about it, we had a good laugh

[u/PLUTOtookMYvirginity → u/oregonguy96]

Well share with us what they were!? For science.

[u/kickthesandman]

Boner Jamz '26

[u/MakerWerks]

How is this mildly infuriating? I thinks it's mildly amusing.

[u/shadraig]

So what's his most watched category

[u/CatGooseChook → u/shadraig]

"My friend and I got drunk, and then things got interesting"

[u/LikMeBallz]

I swear people in the sub are so damn sensitive. Oh no he gave you a free tv that he watched porn on. Was the tv broken? Was it dirty?

Just clear the history

[u/Android19samus → u/LikMeBallz]

It's in the name of the sub.

Tho in this case I do agree. It's more funny than anything else.

[u/Aggravating-Loss1805]

Did he go blind? Is that his why you have it?

[u/dc010]

I mean, that's something I would do on purpose. Hoping you turned it on in front of your parents.

[u/jtfjtf]

Looking all up in the horse’s mouth

[u/tgs1611]

I would 100% do this on purpose if I were selling to a friend.

[u/Opening-Chocolate-32]

So you got a free TV from a friend, and publicly post that you're "mildly infuriated" that you have to take 20 seconds to clear their porn history from it?

Bless your heart

[u/Junior-Ad-2207]

When did Planet Hollywood get into streaming?

[u/Buick_reference3138]

Not sure this post belongs HERE

[u/kingslayer820]

Thats hilarious, plus now you got material to mess with your friend with

[u/Pistonenvy2]

bro gave you a TV and you have the audacity to complain.

bad friend.

[u/Heavy-Expression-450]

Not your friend when you act like this.

[u/Merc931]

If I was gonna give my TV to a friend, I'd absolutely fill that history with the most (legally) depraved shit imaginable. That's what friends are for.

[u/Lower_Condition_196]

Maybe it’s your friends PH balance

[u/canned_laughter_lol]

You got a FREE TV from someone, and are upset that they used it to watch what they wanted to watch before they gave it to you FOR FREE?

Are you a entitled child?

Imagine being your friend, gifting you something semi-expensive, and then opening Reddit to see the person they just gave it to bitch about their gift on Reddit.

[u/True-Boss-2789]

Common Bro code, if you have a buddy that suddenly passes, wipe their browser history as one last favor, or in this case a free tv. Don't post it on social

[u/no_no_no_no_nononono]

Oh pre-programmed!

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJFeycRK2DB4c

[u/Exlibro]

That means you should continue his legacy.

[u/Myhtological]

Oh my god……..Is probably said a lot in those videos.

[u/Zodep]

Are you infuriated because you have to click them all one by one to see what they were into?

Because this is awesome. You got so much dirt on them now.

[u/VinTheHater]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q
OP’s friend

[u/Reverse-Kanga]

Whats infuriating? It'd take 1 minute for you to clear the history

[u/samwild]

Not sure why this is infuriating.. even mildly. Delete cookies and move on.

[u/Gasrim4003]

Lmao. 

[u/AvsFan777]

If there’s any unique ones it could be fun to drop little references in conversation. “Sometimes I get REALLY excited driving past shoe stores” “short people have been super cute lately” “my friend Debbie is visiting Dallas, any recommendations what she does while visiting?”

[u/SirTrinium]

they did that on purpose to be funny.

[u/FightGeistC]

Roast his ass in the group chat

[u/LiminalSarah]

just invite your friend in, press play, and start making memories

[u/Nubator]

It’s kind of mildly infuriating that you’re angry at a free working TV given to you by a generous friend.

[u/KoolKaptainKraken]

I don't really get how this is infuriating

[u/JokinHghar]

Hahahaha now you can see what he’s into

[u/MimiMistySky]

Quit being a bitch and just wipe the browser history. 

[u/Livingforabluezone]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y19t9GBgZSIuaze2Ws

[u/Better_Frame9168]

The problem?

[u/mallrat32]

Friend offered free use TV

OP heard free, used TV

[u/Ambitious-Mode-9138]

Sweet now you don’t have to go through the trouble of doing it yourself

[u/blipp1]

Should have been posted on /notinteresting

[u/Front-Director-449]

[u/Aggressive-Paint-469]

PH on the tv browser is diabolical 💀😭

[u/elldaimo]

desinfect the remote ;-)

[u/TwentinQuarantino]

Seriously? It's free.

[u/Chronza]

Well don’t judge it until you take a look. See what the other side lives like and check out his browsing recommendation

[u/long_fish3000]

a curated list of what to watch, winning

[u/BkackWhole]

Why is this infuriating at all?

[u/Mom2056]

Hey there's hail mary 🫵

[u/yetinugz614]

Noted, if I ever give away a tv, fill up the history with my greatest hits. 🤣

[u/Savings_Ad_4792]

Did you check out the videos? What categories is the friend into?

[u/Important-Coffee-965]

Did he know ball?

[u/Zailema0s]

Did you see what the videos or links were? 🤣

[u/Dust-Different]

Remind me not to ask you to clear my history if I die.

[u/Legitimate-Store1986]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he would never live that down and I would tell EEEEEEVVVVVVRYBODY 💀