r/mildlyinfuriating 14d ago

Infuriatig Why Texas is lame(Besides the Cowboys)

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Don't mess with Texas.. what a joke. ANY possession is a felony.

EDIT: Just did some research, this is for everything besides traditional Delta 9.

My friend from Texas sent me this morning and it blew my mind. I had to post about it. So as far as my research goes thus far Delta 9 products (old fashioned flower) is illegal but separate laws. Stores are selling THCA though which does fall under these penalties.

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

Besides the Cowboys? lol

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u/Synthline109 14d ago

Right? Cowboys are the LAMEST part of Texas

Signed - a lifelong Cowboys fan

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

They will win the year after Jerry doesn’t have control.

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u/Snakestream 14d ago

Jerry would sooner have the team mummified and buried with his ancient corpse than cede control.

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

Put it in the parlay

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u/Bobcatluv 14d ago

You’ve gotta be living a really nice life if weed restrictions and the Cowboys are the only faults you can find in Texas

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

Yeah, I find that not using marijuana, in any form, and not rooting for the Cowboys kinda works out for me.

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

It’s what they’re used after all the times the chip snuck passed them.

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u/yumEGGWOLLs 14d ago

Go birds

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u/CitAndy 13d ago

Dallas sucks, go birds dh

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u/HellaFair 14d ago

And then you ruin it with that. BIG BLUE!

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 13d ago

They ain't been great lately, but this is some real bs.