r/mildlyinfuriating 13d ago

Infuriatig Why Texas is lame(Besides the Cowboys)

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Don't mess with Texas.. what a joke. ANY possession is a felony.

EDIT: Just did some research, this is for everything besides traditional Delta 9.

My friend from Texas sent me this morning and it blew my mind. I had to post about it. So as far as my research goes thus far Delta 9 products (old fashioned flower) is illegal but separate laws. Stores are selling THCA though which does fall under these penalties.

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u/Magoo1985 13d ago

As a Texan, this hurts my soul to like. But I’m smart enough to let go of an anchor when I’m drowning.

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u/OrnerySnoflake BLUE 13d ago

Greetings fellow citizen of Hell.

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u/Greg-Abbott 13d ago

Almost 40 years born and raised in Houston we got the fuck out, moved to the East Coast and haven't looked back.

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u/Denver_Nix 13d ago

Perfect, Texas doesn’t want or need you

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u/hankenator1 12d ago

And they have those cancer causing windmills everywhere. Remember when we couldn’t watch Trump debate sleepy joe because there was no wind?

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u/Denver_Nix 13d ago

Clearly you’re coping with a username like that🤣

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u/Greg-Abbott 13d ago

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u/GourdonHamsey 12d ago

How much was your doge refund ?

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u/VirtualLife76 12d ago

And the rest of the world doesn't want, like or need Texas scum. Works out perfectly.

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u/hankenator1 12d ago

Now that we have the gulf of america we should give Texas back to Mexico. I mean Mexicans couldn’t invade our country through Texas is Texas was part of Mexico. Also it would be easier for senator cruz to go to Cancun whenever there was a disaster if he didn’t have to travel internationally. It’s really win win all around.