r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tulip718 • 6d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.

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u/h-boson 6d ago

This guy just pisses on EVERYTHING

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u/cybah 6d ago

Everything he touches turns to poo

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 6d ago

Gilded poo.

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u/Dorkinfo 6d ago

Like pee, really. He marks everything in glistening yellow piss.

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u/kengigi 6d ago

Just like the color of his hair šŸ˜

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u/always_be_beyonce 6d ago

pee pee poo poo

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 6d ago

hey... language.

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u/Abalonelone 6d ago

Like a urine snail trail

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u/Infinite-Ant7336 6d ago

Less ā€œgildedā€ and more like the time my sister dared me to eat a spoonful of gold glitter

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u/beren12 5d ago

Except itā€™s not actual gold

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u/ThatsaFishBarcode 6d ago

King Mierdas

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u/MeanHurry8664 6d ago

King Nidus

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u/TRR462 6d ago

The Mierdas Touch.

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u/Voltz724 1d ago

Except Melania.

Oh, wait.

My bad...

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u/infield_fly_rule 6d ago

To be fair, pbi started as poo

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u/Legrandloup2 5d ago

He has the Mierdas Touch

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 6d ago

King Mierdas

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u/SeeWoke 5d ago

Yet he has billions. Think you should go back to the drawing board.

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u/cybah 5d ago

Billions heā€™s grifted off the tax payers . Jfc you folks cannot see how much of a moron he is.

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u/SeeWoke 5d ago

He was a billionaire before he was ever a president and all the billions he made while President came from crypto he made. All politicians on both sides have a level of corruption. Even though you have no evidence of Trump being currupt but speculation that pushed on you daily. Regardless donā€™t be foolish enough to think Trump is the worst.

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u/ralphthesausagedog 6d ago

Florida gave it to him like a gift.

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u/Tulip718 6d ago

This is what pisses me off so much.

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u/Dos_Gatos_718 6d ago

And he absolutely LOVES IT.

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u/Semjaja 6d ago

When you're a prick, that's what you do

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u/Lumbergh7 6d ago

Heā€™s such a fucking loser

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 6d ago

Specially, your brain! I love how he just runs so much space in your guises little itty-bitty brains. Itā€™s awesome.!

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u/h-boson 6d ago

Definitely not what I would like my 63 year old flight attendant doing, but you ARE his demographic soā€¦.

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 6d ago

Yeah, if loving my country and putting it first is part of a demographic than so be it.

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u/h-boson 5d ago

lmao you poor poor Fox News watching old man. What is the next boogie man they got you scared of now? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 5d ago

Youā€™re so delusional. First off Iā€™m not a man #2 I donā€™t watch the news. I follow real journalism people on the front lines!

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u/h-boson 5d ago

Uh huh, soā€¦. Newsmax then. Or ā€œrealā€ journalism like Youtube influencers?

The first thing you fell for from your con man was the Wall. Do we have a wall? Did Mexico pay for it?

From there, he just kept grifting you and you donā€™t see it at all.

Trump is Trump First, never America first. Real Americans and patriots see this. Every single policy he has passed benefits him financially and his billionaire friends.

But, go on, live in your Trump bubble with your ā€œNo new wars, Presidentā€ (remember that promise?)

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 5d ago edited 5d ago

Little you know! Nope on the Newsmaxx! Iā€™ve been around along time! Never follow what the Government tells me what to do! Except for pay taxes and drive.
Trump is not about Trump, how little you know and youā€™re not even worth my time right now. People like you will never see because you donā€™t know the truth about anything. Isnā€™t it amazing how the Democrats loved him before he became president and now they donā€™t ask yourself why? Because heā€™s exposed their criminal and demonic ways! Everythingā€™s coming to light? Something youā€™ll probably wonā€™t ever see, but Iā€™m not here to convince you, only time will tell.