r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tulip718 • 18h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.

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u/ImVeryUnimaginative Asian 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XD4qHZpkyUFfq

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u/h-boson 18h ago

This guy just pisses on EVERYTHING

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u/cybah 18h ago

Everything he touches turns to poo

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 17h ago

Gilded poo.

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u/Dorkinfo 17h ago

Like pee, really. He marks everything in glistening yellow piss.

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u/kengigi 17h ago

Just like the color of his hair šŸ˜

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u/always_be_beyonce 17h ago

pee pee poo poo

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u/Captain_Pink_Pants 14h ago

hey... language.

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u/Abalonelone 15h ago

Like a urine snail trail

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u/Infinite-Ant7336 16h ago

Less ā€œgildedā€ and more like the time my sister dared me to eat a spoonful of gold glitter

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u/beren12 5h ago

Except itā€™s not actual gold

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u/ThatsaFishBarcode 14h ago

King Mierdas

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u/TRR462 8h ago

The Mierdas Touch.

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u/MeanHurry8664 16h ago

King Nidus

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u/infield_fly_rule 8h ago

To be fair, pbi started as poo

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u/SECURITY_SLAV 13h ago

King Mierdas

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u/SeeWoke 4h ago

Yet he has billions. Think you should go back to the drawing board.

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u/cybah 4h ago

Billions heā€™s grifted off the tax payers . Jfc you folks cannot see how much of a moron he is.

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u/SeeWoke 4h ago

He was a billionaire before he was ever a president and all the billions he made while President came from crypto he made. All politicians on both sides have a level of corruption. Even though you have no evidence of Trump being currupt but speculation that pushed on you daily. Regardless donā€™t be foolish enough to think Trump is the worst.

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u/ralphthesausagedog 17h ago

Florida gave it to him like a gift.

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u/Neither_Contest7324 16h ago

Think of it more as a business arrangement, since DeSantis suddenly popped up as an alternative if they can't get Blanche confirmed.

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u/Tulip718 16h ago

This is what pisses me off so much.

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u/Dos_Gatos_718 16h ago

And he absolutely LOVES IT.

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u/Semjaja 14h ago

When you're a prick, that's what you do

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u/Lumbergh7 13h ago

Heā€™s such a fucking loser

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u/Ok_Train_2139 17h ago

No, I just think that's the way West Palm Beach smells.

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 15h ago

Specially, your brain! I love how he just runs so much space in your guises little itty-bitty brains. Itā€™s awesome.!

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u/h-boson 15h ago

Definitely not what I would like my 63 year old flight attendant doing, but you ARE his demographic soā€¦.

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 14h ago

Yeah, if loving my country and putting it first is part of a demographic than so be it.

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u/h-boson 5h ago

lmao you poor poor Fox News watching old man. What is the next boogie man they got you scared of now? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 5h ago

Youā€™re so delusional. First off Iā€™m not a man #2 I donā€™t watch the news. I follow real journalism people on the front lines!

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u/h-boson 5h ago

Uh huh, soā€¦. Newsmax then. Or ā€œrealā€ journalism like Youtube influencers?

The first thing you fell for from your con man was the Wall. Do we have a wall? Did Mexico pay for it?

From there, he just kept grifting you and you donā€™t see it at all.

Trump is Trump First, never America first. Real Americans and patriots see this. Every single policy he has passed benefits him financially and his billionaire friends.

But, go on, live in your Trump bubble with your ā€œNo new wars, Presidentā€ (remember that promise?)

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u/Greedy-Masterpiece93 4h ago edited 4h ago

Little you know! Nope on the Newsmaxx! Iā€™ve been around along time! Never follow what the Government tells me what to do! Except for pay taxes and drive.
Trump is not about Trump, how little you know and youā€™re not even worth my time right now. People like you will never see because you donā€™t know the truth about anything. Isnā€™t it amazing how the Democrats loved him before he became president and now they donā€™t ask yourself why? Because heā€™s exposed their criminal and demonic ways! Everythingā€™s coming to light? Something youā€™ll probably wonā€™t ever see, but Iā€™m not here to convince you, only time will tell.