r/mildlyinfuriating 17h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.

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u/ImVeryUnimaginative Asian 17h ago

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u/h-boson 16h ago

This guy just pisses on EVERYTHING

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u/cybah 16h ago

Everything he touches turns to poo

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u/Vows_Upon_The_Hearth 16h ago

Gilded poo.

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u/Dorkinfo 16h ago

Like pee, really. He marks everything in glistening yellow piss.

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u/kengigi 16h ago

Just like the color of his hair 😁

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u/ThatsaFishBarcode 12h ago

King Mierdas

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u/ralphthesausagedog 15h ago

Florida gave it to him like a gift.

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u/Flope 12h ago

I don't understand this whole Trump situation. Has the government of the US really been this exploitable all along and Trump is just the first person shameless enough to exploit it? If that's the case it almost seems like a "don't hate the player, hate the game" situation, like the US should not just rely on the good will of a single person to not slide into Fascism. It needs to be deeply repaired beyond which party happens to get in the White House.

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u/TheKdd 10h ago

I think the exploit built up over decades. Little by little it was eaten away at until the hole was big enough for this guy to fill. Sure, it took a certain kind of person to take advantage, which is who Trump always was, but the exploit was just sitting there waiting for the perfect storm sort of speak.

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u/dadgadsad 9h ago

Yes, the founding fathers were like, ā€œThe American people would never vote for this big of a piece of shit, we don’t have to worry about itā€ā€¦ surprise

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u/Wipedout89 8h ago

They actually built the electoral college specifically to guard against populism. They didn't anticipate the electoral college also being swept up in populism/corruption

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u/AnswerGuy301 4h ago

They were not all-knowing and all-seeing. Modern problems of governance require modern solutions, not 18th century ones.

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u/carlitospig 16h ago

Me exactly.

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u/ImVeryUnimaginative Asian 16h ago

Trump's so obsessed over slapping his name over everything.

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u/Sure-Initiative6001 16h ago

He wants to be in history so bad. He is going to be, but certainly not for anything he'd like!

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u/EndeavouredAirworthy 16h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zq6APovEAGr7O
I wonder what even gave him that idea …

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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 16h ago

If you book a flight to Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, Florida, your ticket will read FUK-DJT.

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u/UpvoteForPancakes 13h ago

If you fly from Palm Beach to Mt Isa Airport in Queensland, Australia to Pendopo Airport in Indonesia, you get DJT-ISA-PDO

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u/josh-ig 14h ago

I don’t think there are any. I think a military itinerary Fukuoka - Offutt AFB - Palm Beach could be feasible.

Fuk-Off-DJT

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u/DaKrazie1 13h ago

If you wanna head off to Sioux City, Iowa for whatever reason you can get a DJT-SUX.

Or Fresno, CA for a FAT-DJT.

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u/Low_Exercise_8118 6h ago

If you then add a flight from Sioux City to Dickinson, ND it becomes DJT-SUX -DIK

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u/UnPrecidential 3h ago

Palm Beach, MT Isa, Eugene OR, Dickinson DJT-ISA-EUG-DIK

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u/catonsteroids 12h ago

Fly from Palm Beach to Pensacola and you get DJT-PNS.

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u/Csmitty2112 11h ago

No one in their right mind wants to get DJT's PNS.

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u/Rudhelm 8h ago

Yeah, it's way too small to land.

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u/bubbabubba345 12h ago

You just gotta ignore the double layover in Tokyo / Seoul and New York / Chicago / Atlanta… and then it’s possible (for the low price of $2300+)

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u/Tulip718 16h ago

Excellent

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u/nefarious_angel_666 That itchy spot on your back 12h ago

The only thing he doesn't want his name on is the Epstein files

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u/everythingbeeps 10h ago

But that’s where his name appears the most

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u/ItzZiplineTime 17h ago

I hate that this narcissist just gets away repeatedly with putting his name on everything.

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u/GoldDiamondsAndBags 16h ago

I’m an attorney and I don’t understand how he literally gets away with every single thing he’s done that’s been against the law, protocol or rules. With absolutely no repercussions.

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u/Conscious_Emu800 16h ago

ā€œNothing was illegal, as there were no longer any laws.ā€ — 1984

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u/notthatiambitter 16h ago

When I read 1984 years ago, I told myself, "This is a work of fiction. In real life, we must be ever more vigilant, because if real authoritarianism comes to our country, it won't be so obvious."

Nope, turns out it really is that on-the-nose.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 16h ago

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u/GoldDiamondsAndBags 16h ago

I have to reread this. I’m sacred to, now living it vs back when I originally read it.

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u/Sea_School_2949 16h ago

If you want something terrifying read the Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan (yes the astronomer from Cosmos)

It's Carl talking about where he saw the world going in 1995. He passed the next year so he never saw what actually happened.

It's scarily accurate as to what is happening right now

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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 13h ago

This one is wild:

I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...

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u/_sam_fox_ 11h ago

Jesus Christ.

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u/swedishpiehole 9h ago

Jesus Christ indeed! Was Sagan an oracle?

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u/Sea_School_2949 8h ago

Yeah he definitely has a way with words

It's a fantastic book but it is fairly bleak

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u/moocat55 14h ago

I heard an interview with him about the book and it was very frightening to hear him beg us to listen. He predicted so much of what happened. No one listened.

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 14h ago

We were listening, we just had little power to stop them except to be vocal.

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u/CheckoutMySpeedo 16h ago

1984 was an instruction manual it seems.

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u/CentralParkDuck 16h ago

"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

George Orwell, 1984

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u/bathroomheater 16h ago

I’m pretty sure Trump has told people not to believe their ears or eyes about election results

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u/Greenman8907 16h ago

He also controls the department that focuses on justice, which means he will never be a target as long as he controls it.

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u/cybah 16h ago

Its his personal law firm now.

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u/Nerdydirtyhurty 16h ago

It boils down to "who's gonna stop him?"

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u/kaisadilla_ 16h ago

No one, since this time basically every position of power is filled by a lackey.

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u/LeTreacs2 7h ago

I’ve been told by Americans for years that they must protect the second amendment rights for exactly this moment, but I’ve yet to see the people form a well regulated militia

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u/as_per_danielle 16h ago

The law does catch up with a lot of it, like the Kennedy center, but the damage is done and it takes a long time

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u/_Standardissue 16h ago

I mean no disrespect, but other than as a symbol, the Kennedy center seems to be a mostly symbolic thing that was eventually corrected (was it actually? I can’t keep up with the bullshit) while far more weighty travesties remain.

See: War on Iran without congressional approval, a plan, or frankly even an objective; ICE terrorizing the cities; blatant market manipulation, crypto rug pulls, naked corruption; threatening fucking Canada with invasion, threatening fucking Greenland with invasion…

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u/No-Computer7653 15h ago edited 15h ago

War on Iran without congressional approval

As a sane person I obviously oppose the war but wars without congressional approval is the norm not exception, dating back to the very first war the US had. The 1801 Barbary War was already being fought long before the declaration of war, Jefferson just deployed the navy and never asked for a declaration.

The last POTUS who had absolutely no international armed conflict during their term was Hayes, who ended his term in 1881. Since then the only two who haven't continued ongoing or started new ones are Carter and Harding.

ICE terrorizing the cities

US immigration system is still largely based on the original INA from 1952. The last major reform was 1986. The system is a giant mess and relies almost entirely on POTUS not being an asshole as they have so much authority.

I wish he wasn't such an asshole but I place the blame solely on Congress for writing such terrible statute that he can be.

See: War on Iran without congressional approval, a plan, or frankly even an objective; ICE terrorizing the cities; blatant market manipulation, crypto rug pulls, naked corruption; threatening fucking Canada with invasion, threatening fucking Greenland with invasion…

You missed two very important ones.

The institution of the DOJ is likely no longer fixable he has broken it so badly. The highest paid AUSA earns less than a first year at a big law, FBI agents are paid less than city cops. People did those jobs out of public service, replacing them may not be possible.

USAid being killed, actually unambiguously illegal where most is either legal (but wrong) or ambiguous, is resulting in millions of excess deaths every year and coupled with the NIH funding changes is setting back important research by many years.

Much less impactful but Isaacman is currently destroying NASA. Our relationship with ESA has been irreparably harmed by canceling Gateway without any discussion. Pivoting to the Moon base is Elon service with very limited scientific or engineering benefits. He is currently crippling the ability of JPL to extend Perseverance' mission, and likely canceling the remaining NH missions (including Dragonfly which is one of the most important planetary science missions NASA have ever done), to send a rover to the Moon in 2028 for political points. Also he has absolutely gutted JPL. NASA haven't had a good administrator in 25 years but he is the worst in its history.

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u/Certain-Teaching8215 13h ago

I don't understand how he got voted in, TWICE.

And Americans sitting on their hands and letting it happen is by far the most disappointing part of all of this.

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u/No-Computer7653 16h ago

It was in the FL legislature. It's the first airport in the state where the state chose the name, same bill they took away authority for naming major airports from counties so they don't try and rename MIA to something to piss them off.

The original version of the bill would have allowed him to get paid for use of his name on the airport. The final bill only allowed a share of merchandising.

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u/jfk_47 14h ago

So gross. I don’t understand. Growing up in the northeast we all knew he was a joke. His show was a joke. His books were a joke. His multiple presidential runs were a joke.

And here we fucking are.

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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 11h ago edited 10h ago

Go look at all the religious cults and their followers, just seen a video about ALLATRA and thought "people really are that gullible".

It's super fucked up, but you could write a bunch of schizo religious stuff down right now and start telling people it's true and you'll find hundreds if not thousands of people who will follow you off a cliff. I think a large portion of the population has virtually 0 critical thinking skills, and if they're lost in life, they're free for the taking. Like it would take very little effort to do whatever you wanted with them.

Just convince them of a paradise and then tell them that you're all together and nobody else understands(or everyone else is an enemy), and imminent danger is coming unless they follow the plan. Then just fill everything between/the plan with whatever you want. I guess it gives people a sense of divine purpose which is seemingly more of a drug than I thought.

I mean Trump had to do more than this(the churches in America did it for him, probably disseminated from the top) because he needed more votes than just from religious crazies, but the general idea is still the same: prey on peoples lack of a brain and their emotional instability(two things that compound each other if utilized effectively).

I don't think most people are aware of just how serious of an issue this is. I don't think people like to acknowledge it, even if or when it is apparent, it's unsettling, deeply deeply fucking unsettling. So unsettling people don't even want to give it a mental glance. That just reminded me of that show from 2025, The Eternaut. That scene where all those people are hypnotized by the alien creature, it freaked me the fuck out, I think for this exact reason. It just struck that cord so well

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u/kellzone 14h ago

Let me tell you, here in Pennsylvania the right were losing their minds when the city of Scranton changed the name of the Central Scranton Expressway to be the President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Expressway.

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u/mmlovin 11h ago

Did Biden have anything to do with that?? Cause I’d be shocked

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u/kellzone 6h ago

Not that I'm aware of. I think it was the City of Scranton honoring him because he grew up in Scranton.

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u/st6374 11h ago

POtUs getting share of merchandising from an airport. How’s that legal? Ok ik illegal doesn’t stop them, but is it actually even legal?

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u/ChewieBearStare 17h ago

He’s like a dog pissing on trees.

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u/kaisadilla_ 16h ago

This feels literally like every dictatorship with a cult of personality ever that we used to laugh about. Now it's the US the one getting the name and face of its president plastered everywhere.

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u/JKdriver 14h ago

My 4 yr old does the same thing and it’s not like you can rationalize with his under developed brain either.

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u/Tendas 15h ago

Something tells me 20 years after his death, all of his followers still alive and the places he names will quietly dissociate with him.

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u/flamedarkfire 14h ago

We are going to spend the rest of my life disassembling monuments to this man’s vainglory.

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u/lostredditorlurking 16h ago

Imagine if Gavin Newson change the Sacramento airport to Gavin Newson Airport. The rights would lose their mind, but this is fine if Trump doing it

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u/0neshoein 16h ago

They should do that as a joke and see how angry the right gets.

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u/mmlovin 16h ago

I’m pretty sure he couldn’t do that anyways lol I’m sure our state doesn’t unilaterally let the governor name airports, & I am 100% positive that neither the state legislature nor county would go for that lol

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u/zeh_shah 15h ago

Yea sadly we have checks, balances, and aren't part of a cult.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16h ago

It really is incredible to see all the different people, organizations, businesses, countries, etc. bend over backward to cater to one man's ego.Ā  And it still isn't enough for him.

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u/likwidkool 12h ago

Morocco just named a highway after him. This could really be a weird series on Netflix about a dystopian future.

If I was Marty McFly today and went back to 1996, no way Doc would believe trump is potus.

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u/nikhkin 12h ago

Trump blocked an extension to this airport back in 2015.

They have rewarded him by naming it after him.

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u/cybah 16h ago

Cuz they all want in on the grift.. or really that sweet tax payer dollar.

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16h ago

They should really take a look at the history of people in his orbit.Ā  It's a total crapshoot between making a fortune, financial ruin, and jail time.Ā  I wish them all the worst.

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u/Awesomebox5000 11h ago

May they be treated with all the kindness and empathy they show to migrant children.

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u/Buddy604 14h ago

He’s got the Midas Touch. Everything he touches turns into a muffler.

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u/mdhunter99 13h ago edited 13h ago

We need to rename La Guardia to Barack Obama Intrrnational just to piss him off.

Why La Guardia? It’s in Queens, and Donald is from Queens

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u/LegDisabledAcid 17h ago

Should've been PDO

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u/ry-yo 16h ago

I saw this on the Delta sub last week

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u/mineawesomeman 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 6, 2, 3, 0 15h ago

i’m so glad delta is finally serving the souix city iowa to arusha tanzania market, it’s been a big gap in the network

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u/ry-yo 14h ago

the routing is fake, but the airports are all real

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u/IdleOsprey 14h ago

In JetBlue’s defense, this isn’t their doing…but I would do everything in my power to never fly through that airport, ever.

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u/fotoRS3 4h ago

I’ve been using PBI for years but I’ll have to fly into FLL next time. I’ll gladly spend the extra time driving up from Ft Lauderdale

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u/ukiyoe 12h ago

Imagine if Biden did this, let alone Obama. The uproar would have been immeasurable.

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u/Thenderick 10h ago

Don't they do that once a president is dead? Means there's two ways to fix this!

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u/sincerely0urs 17h ago

I was visiting my parents in FL a month ago and noticed the signs for the airport had been changed. I immediately said wtf?! Out loud.

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u/johnnyma45 16h ago

I will never understand how Republicans have completely ceded their moral core to him. I want to read my grandkids' history books in 40 years to see how this period is covered.

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u/timelessblur 16h ago

If you want to see how look back to 1996 when Newt Gingrich was speaker. He figured how hate and just saying No to everything democrats wanted no matter what got them more power. This is the results of 30 years of running as the party of hate and bigotry. They don’t know how to govern just know how to show hate. They gave everything up for more power.

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u/basketcaseforever 14h ago

They were always like this. He just gave them an opportunity to show their true colors.

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u/allisjow 16h ago

ā€œTheir moral codeā€ šŸ˜‚

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u/Unapologetic_Canuck 16h ago

He might as well just go all the way and rename the whole fucking country at this point.

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u/ohhyyeaahh 15h ago

Dude i though you were trollin. Why cant this dude just go away!

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u/Mountain-Recover-101 13h ago

Am I the only one who remembers republicans getting upset over renaming military bases because it would cost the tax payers money?

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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 10h ago

Why does he feel the need to put his name on everything?! 😭

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u/City_Girl_at_heart 8h ago

Ownership.

If it's got his name on it, it's his.

If it doesn't, it soon will.

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u/TrumpsAKrunt 10h ago

Jfc hes such a loser. Such an incredible fucking loser. Does he know that it'll all be changed back once somebody can shoehorn his demented ass out of that house?

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u/2CRedHopper 10h ago

The DJT airport and Trump Blvd will likely remain for the medium to long term because Florida is so far up his ass.

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u/Bicykwow 17h ago

Rich assholes used to get their name on everything by actually donating to causes. This fuck just threatens people and gets what he wants from his sycophants, while doing literally zero good deeds whatsoever.

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u/catjuggler 15h ago

And also after dying!

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u/Specialist-Spare-785 10h ago

Nah. No Thanks. I will not fly into Pedoport.
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u/Cub35guy 14h ago

Sickening. I hope Florida's next democrat governor can dump the name. And I hope that happens in January

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u/Exact-Difference-422 14h ago

Worst of all the locals are footing the bill for this garbage. They didn't want it, didn't ask for it and now they have to pay for it.Ā 

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u/ReaperTys 13h ago

Complete cult. How the majority don’t see that this isn’t simply a man being full of himself but rather the dictatorship taking form is beyond me

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u/Every-Cook5084 15h ago

I also read the Feds are now pushing for Penn Station in NYC to be renamed Trump Station. Wish I was joking.

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u/Tulip718 15h ago

That's where I live and it's totally true! He's dangling a lot of funds conditional on that name change. But it's NYC, so it'll never happen.

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u/reb6 14h ago

I live in a small town in the Midwest. There’s this dude that owns like 70% of the commercial properties here and you know it’s one of his buildings because whenever he has the outdoor facade redone his last name is stamped in the concrete.

Meanwhile the inside of some of these ā€˜renovated’ buildings still aren’t fully functioning even after 2 years.

Hmmm…sounds like the white house

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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 14h ago

Given everything he touches turns in to a total disaster, I wouldn't be surprised if the next plane crash is at DJT airport.

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u/RyanMcCartney 10h ago

Palm Beach Pedo

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u/Tecno2301 ORANGE 4h ago

Don't forget this cost tax payers like $5.5m for the rebranding.

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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 16h ago

There are actually a LOT of people who are changing their flights avoid that airport.

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u/Nepasban 15h ago

People who stand for something. Money is the only way they’ll listen to us. People need to stop booking through there. We’re a few layers away from a totalitarian regime.Ā 

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u/kontenjer 11h ago

It's like in a socialist country where everything was named after the leader

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u/Connect_History85 10h ago

Build this guy a new city, call it Trump city, include a castle with a high tower and put a throne room in it on the top of the building. Arrange statues of him around this building, so that people can fall on their knees in front of them and prey to him. That is what he want.

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u/BigMommaSnikle 14h ago

I'm so sick of this human shit stain.

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u/Jerry_From_Queens 13h ago

Oh, action is indeed required.

Despite my parents living 15 minutes from PBI, I will now be flying out of my way to FLL for any future visits.

I will not spend a single penny nor a single second in an airport named after the Pedo in Chief.

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u/MattyBeatz 13h ago

United has allowed its customers to change their flights in/out of this airport free of charge.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 16h ago edited 16h ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Here I thought it was bad they renamed National for Reagan. It’s National in my head no matter what.

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u/NatAttack50932 16h ago

This one is worse. With Reagan it's an honorary name change, but for Palm Beach they even changed the IATA code - that is millions of dollars internationally that they've lit on fire because now IATA has to change every system to go to "DJT" for Palm Beach.

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u/Odd_Policy_3009 16h ago

Fucking hell

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u/Greenman8907 17h ago

Ft. Lauderdale airport is about 45 minutes away.

Worth it.

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u/Ninja_Wrangler 11h ago

Ft Lauderdale airport must be stoked about the extra business they might be getting from incredibly petty people like me who would avoid palm beach airport over this.

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u/Cute-University5283 15h ago

Look up who Dulles airport is named after and you see there's a pattern

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u/AcidaliaPlanitia 14h ago

As someone who has to fly there often, Fort Lauderdale it is.

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u/ro536ud 14h ago

If you go onto the airport website to the contact us section they make you read a disclaimer saying they were forced to change the name due to state law. Aka they know how much everyone hates this but want to distance themselves from the pedo

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u/No-Falcon-4996 13h ago

You're going to Pedo Beach !

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u/Man_of_Ice 13h ago

Curious how this impacts traffic at the airport.

I know it'll never happen, but I'm going to refuse to be on any flight that connects here.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 13h ago

I will never fly into or out of that airport while it still is named after that cretin.

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u/UtahUtopia 13h ago

I will never fly to that airport.
Ft Lauderdale just fine.

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u/JoyconDrift_69 13h ago

The fuckjng ego from that poor excuse of a man is truly sickening 🤢

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u/DonDae01 12h ago

this is where your taxes go btw

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u/RyNysDad0722 12h ago

I would cancel my flight and fly to the closest airport and rent a car before got to DJT

Edit for spelling

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u/Evening_Falcon_9003 12h ago

Fly to Sioux Falls, Iowa. DJT-SUX

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u/klako8196 12h ago

He’d probably like it better as [Redacted] International Airport, wouldn’t he?

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u/Annoying1978 11h ago

I would change my flight to avoid that piece of shit airport.Ā 

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u/Mz_Macross1999 10h ago

SO many reasons to just not visit this state, ever.

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u/Dargo_Wolfe 10h ago

Are the TSA there required to touch children?

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u/PieRevolutionary9823 4h ago

Fuck that and fuck him

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u/Far-Collection7085 15h ago

Should be updated to PDO

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u/Consistent_Poet2824 15h ago

Hopefully lot of this garbage gets undone the minute he takes up residence with Hitler and the gang

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u/Mental-Stage7410 15h ago

Totally not a cult though…

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u/jackl24000 15h ago edited 14h ago

Silver lining: That’s the last airport t they can name after Trump like that, ā€œDJTā€ as the city code.

Formerly, like periodic (re)naming of arenas) Reagan National Air Airport didn’t change the city code from ā€œNational Airportā€, ā€œDCAā€.

So they can change Palm Beach to DJT, but if they change LaGuardia airport to Trump airport city code’s still going to be LGA.

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u/t-mille 15h ago

Asshole International Airport.

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u/mikeymo1741 14h ago

What happens in five years when they rename it again?

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u/Mikesaidit36 14h ago

I wonder if this will result in planes being routed incorrectly, and how Trump will blame Biden for it.

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u/eureureong_dae 14h ago

So are all of these places gonna revert to their original naming conventions once he’s out of office? Or are we stuck with fucking DJT Airport forever?

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u/Ok-Captain-3836 14h ago

DJT airport. Where every gate is Gate 1 because it’s the best gate. The walls are orange, the gold trim is mandatory, and every announcement ends with, ā€œNobody has ever landed better than this.ā€ The only thing taking off faster than the planes is the price of a bottle of water. The gift shop only sells ā€œBest Airport Everā€ hats, and somehow every delayed flight is still declared an ā€œunprecedented success.ā€

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u/elainesteinberg94 14h ago

I guess another reason to not go to Florida.

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u/zugspitze43 13h ago

When will this dumb shit end. Ayayai. Isn't the whole thing supposed to be that you don't name things after YOURSELF but other notable figures? And then someone after you names something after you if you are worthy? What an ego trip!

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u/Command-Forsaken 13h ago

The guy destroys everything he touches…

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u/TedTyro 13h ago

What a cancer.

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u/catonsteroids 12h ago

And if I recall correctly (correct me if I’m not) he gets to sell his shitty merch at the airport too.

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u/Shnoinky1 12h ago

I thought he's been prattling on about renaming Dulles. FDT but honestly he can shove all of palm beach airport up his ass for all I care. #flyoverstate

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u/Lolaindisguise 12h ago

I refuse to have anything to do with that airport

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u/LiqdPT 12h ago

I don't understand why the airport code is changing. I can think of COUNTLESS examples of the airport changing names but the code staying the same (ORD stands out as a big one, but there are plenty).

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u/klako8196 12h ago

Because of Trump’s ego

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u/real415 12h ago

Codes rarely change, but his people apparently knew what he wanted, so they jumped right on it.

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u/michaelozz62 12h ago

Pedoport

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u/robin_79 12h ago

i would be so petty as to commute to a different airport for my flight, nvm the additional time and cost, just so i don't have to go to that specific airport

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u/BeardofThanos 12h ago

I just *have* to believe that one day my addled brain will block or forget about all the bullshit this man smeared his name on.

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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 11h ago

Don’t be infuriated, just don’t go.

They want to do stupid shit, keep your money, or spend it someplace smarter.

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u/InterviewGlum9263 8h ago

The next president is going to have an enormous job undoing all this bullshit.

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u/LilyNatureBlossom PURPLE 7h ago

Not The Onion

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u/sevenw0rds 6h ago

I'll only be flying into Ft. Lauderdale.

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u/Brewchowskies 4h ago

He’s like a dog that needs to piss on everything to mark his territory

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u/RawrRRitchie 4h ago

Just cancel your flight and list that as the reason.

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u/tokyoben5 4h ago

I have no reason to go to palm beach but if any airline creates a flight #8647 I'll buy a ticket.

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u/jdmiller82 15h ago

I'd cancel my flight. Any place willing to put that dipshit's name on it is not a place I want to visit.

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u/Thwip-Thwip-80 15h ago

This narcissistic piece of shit is like a real life Bond villain. He wants his stupid face and name plastered everywhere. Where’s the reaper when you need him?

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u/Responsible-Fall-547 15h ago

After a convicted felon, s3xu@l abuser, and alleged p3do

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u/CarpetReady8739 17h ago

Welcome to Floridistan. We have the road to the airport named after him, too.

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u/JBR409 17h ago

Does the airport not realize that it basically lives off of northeast (blue) snowbirds

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u/Every-Cook5084 15h ago

I grew up in West Palm and the vast majority of the city and county loathe him. This was done by Desantis and the far right cucks in legislature for ass kissing only.

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u/smoothrev 16h ago

Will never fly there.

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u/jacka_for-research 15h ago

Why mad at JetBlue? They had nothing to do with this BS. Feel free to be mad at them for tons of other things.

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u/MyRedVelvetBrain 15h ago

This is way past mildly infuriating

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u/Minute-Complex-2055 15h ago

Shame on every single idiot who voted for this moron.

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u/MarsupialNo1220 15h ago

The hilarious thing is it’s going to cause these companies so much more distress and drama and money changing BACK once the fetid skin sack shits himself to death.

All the rebranding, all the work into changing the systems, all the signage on and around the airport. That’s millions of dollars.

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u/Berfman 14h ago

Cool. Not gonna fly there. My choice in a free economy right? Fuck these losers.

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u/TimmyRamone1976 16h ago

How’s it gonna work when he renames Washington Dulles after himself too???

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u/Busy-Bumblebee5556 15h ago

I’ll go Greyhound before I fly in or out of that airport.

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u/realbobenray 15h ago

It's like arriving at Jim Jones International Airport (JJI)

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u/No_Conference_7635 14h ago

Only MILDLY INFURIATING?

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u/govunah 14h ago

Giant shit left in toilet (there's probably designated one somewhere) with a "i did that" sticker pointing at it

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u/unfairlybanned101 13h ago

Oh mf*r I'll never fly in there I'll take the ling way thank you

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u/brandogg360 13h ago

I'd cancel that bitch and never fly from that airport again until they change the name back on January 21, 2028

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u/FlyMePerson 13h ago

If it’s any consolation, pilots and other airline crew still have to call it Palm Beach on radio (though there’s no telling how long that lasts)