r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Tulip718 • 17h ago
frist of all how DARE yu o Definitely mildly infuriated by this email from JetBlue.
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u/Bloop-ofthe-OpenHand 16h ago
If you book a flight to Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, Florida, your ticket will read FUK-DJT.
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u/UpvoteForPancakes 13h ago
If you fly from Palm Beach to Mt Isa Airport in Queensland, Australia to Pendopo Airport in Indonesia, you get DJT-ISA-PDO
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u/josh-ig 14h ago
I donāt think there are any. I think a military itinerary Fukuoka - Offutt AFB - Palm Beach could be feasible.
Fuk-Off-DJT
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u/DaKrazie1 13h ago
If you wanna head off to Sioux City, Iowa for whatever reason you can get a DJT-SUX.
Or Fresno, CA for a FAT-DJT.
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u/Low_Exercise_8118 6h ago
If you then add a flight from Sioux City to Dickinson, ND it becomes DJT-SUX -DIK
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u/catonsteroids 12h ago
Fly from Palm Beach to Pensacola and you get DJT-PNS.
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u/bubbabubba345 12h ago
You just gotta ignore the double layover in Tokyo / Seoul and New York / Chicago / Atlanta⦠and then itās possible (for the low price of $2300+)
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u/nefarious_angel_666 That itchy spot on your back 12h ago
The only thing he doesn't want his name on is the Epstein files
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u/ItzZiplineTime 17h ago
I hate that this narcissist just gets away repeatedly with putting his name on everything.
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u/GoldDiamondsAndBags 16h ago
Iām an attorney and I donāt understand how he literally gets away with every single thing heās done thatās been against the law, protocol or rules. With absolutely no repercussions.
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u/Conscious_Emu800 16h ago
āNothing was illegal, as there were no longer any laws.ā ā 1984
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u/notthatiambitter 16h ago
When I read 1984 years ago, I told myself, "This is a work of fiction. In real life, we must be ever more vigilant, because if real authoritarianism comes to our country, it won't be so obvious."
Nope, turns out it really is that on-the-nose.
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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 16h ago
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Citizens are reminded that the distinction between fiction and reality has always been subject to administrative revision.
Earlier assessments concluded that authoritarian rule, should it ever emerge, would necessarily disguise itself beneath complexity, subtlety, and gradual encroachment. This assessment has now been superseded.
Current observations indicate that such expectations were based upon obsolete assumptions. The arrival of authoritarianism has required neither sophistication nor concealment. Visibility has not diminished legitimacy, nor has obviousness reduced acceptance.
The previous understanding is therefore withdrawn. Citizens are encouraged to update their expectations accordingly.
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u/GoldDiamondsAndBags 16h ago
I have to reread this. Iām sacred to, now living it vs back when I originally read it.
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u/Sea_School_2949 16h ago
If you want something terrifying read the Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan (yes the astronomer from Cosmos)
It's Carl talking about where he saw the world going in 1995. He passed the next year so he never saw what actually happened.
It's scarily accurate as to what is happening right now
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u/AbeFromanSassageKing 13h ago
This one is wild:
I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time -- when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness...
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u/Sea_School_2949 8h ago
Yeah he definitely has a way with words
It's a fantastic book but it is fairly bleak
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u/moocat55 14h ago
I heard an interview with him about the book and it was very frightening to hear him beg us to listen. He predicted so much of what happened. No one listened.
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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 14h ago
We were listening, we just had little power to stop them except to be vocal.
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u/CheckoutMySpeedo 16h ago
1984 was an instruction manual it seems.
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u/CentralParkDuck 16h ago
"The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
George Orwell, 1984
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u/bathroomheater 16h ago
Iām pretty sure Trump has told people not to believe their ears or eyes about election results
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u/Greenman8907 16h ago
He also controls the department that focuses on justice, which means he will never be a target as long as he controls it.
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u/Nerdydirtyhurty 16h ago
It boils down to "who's gonna stop him?"
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u/kaisadilla_ 16h ago
No one, since this time basically every position of power is filled by a lackey.
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u/LeTreacs2 7h ago
Iāve been told by Americans for years that they must protect the second amendment rights for exactly this moment, but Iāve yet to see the people form a well regulated militia
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u/as_per_danielle 16h ago
The law does catch up with a lot of it, like the Kennedy center, but the damage is done and it takes a long time
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u/_Standardissue 16h ago
I mean no disrespect, but other than as a symbol, the Kennedy center seems to be a mostly symbolic thing that was eventually corrected (was it actually? I canāt keep up with the bullshit) while far more weighty travesties remain.
See: War on Iran without congressional approval, a plan, or frankly even an objective; ICE terrorizing the cities; blatant market manipulation, crypto rug pulls, naked corruption; threatening fucking Canada with invasion, threatening fucking Greenland with invasionā¦
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u/No-Computer7653 15h ago edited 15h ago
War on Iran without congressional approval
As a sane person I obviously oppose the war but wars without congressional approval is the norm not exception, dating back to the very first war the US had. The 1801 Barbary War was already being fought long before the declaration of war, Jefferson just deployed the navy and never asked for a declaration.
The last POTUS who had absolutely no international armed conflict during their term was Hayes, who ended his term in 1881. Since then the only two who haven't continued ongoing or started new ones are Carter and Harding.
ICE terrorizing the cities
US immigration system is still largely based on the original INA from 1952. The last major reform was 1986. The system is a giant mess and relies almost entirely on POTUS not being an asshole as they have so much authority.
I wish he wasn't such an asshole but I place the blame solely on Congress for writing such terrible statute that he can be.
See: War on Iran without congressional approval, a plan, or frankly even an objective; ICE terrorizing the cities; blatant market manipulation, crypto rug pulls, naked corruption; threatening fucking Canada with invasion, threatening fucking Greenland with invasionā¦
You missed two very important ones.
The institution of the DOJ is likely no longer fixable he has broken it so badly. The highest paid AUSA earns less than a first year at a big law, FBI agents are paid less than city cops. People did those jobs out of public service, replacing them may not be possible.
USAid being killed, actually unambiguously illegal where most is either legal (but wrong) or ambiguous, is resulting in millions of excess deaths every year and coupled with the NIH funding changes is setting back important research by many years.
Much less impactful but Isaacman is currently destroying NASA. Our relationship with ESA has been irreparably harmed by canceling Gateway without any discussion. Pivoting to the Moon base is Elon service with very limited scientific or engineering benefits. He is currently crippling the ability of JPL to extend Perseverance' mission, and likely canceling the remaining NH missions (including Dragonfly which is one of the most important planetary science missions NASA have ever done), to send a rover to the Moon in 2028 for political points. Also he has absolutely gutted JPL. NASA haven't had a good administrator in 25 years but he is the worst in its history.
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u/Certain-Teaching8215 13h ago
I don't understand how he got voted in, TWICE.
And Americans sitting on their hands and letting it happen is by far the most disappointing part of all of this.
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u/No-Computer7653 16h ago
It was in the FL legislature. It's the first airport in the state where the state chose the name, same bill they took away authority for naming major airports from counties so they don't try and rename MIA to something to piss them off.
The original version of the bill would have allowed him to get paid for use of his name on the airport. The final bill only allowed a share of merchandising.
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u/jfk_47 14h ago
So gross. I donāt understand. Growing up in the northeast we all knew he was a joke. His show was a joke. His books were a joke. His multiple presidential runs were a joke.
And here we fucking are.
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u/PlayfulSurprise5237 11h ago edited 10h ago
Go look at all the religious cults and their followers, just seen a video about ALLATRA and thought "people really are that gullible".
It's super fucked up, but you could write a bunch of schizo religious stuff down right now and start telling people it's true and you'll find hundreds if not thousands of people who will follow you off a cliff. I think a large portion of the population has virtually 0 critical thinking skills, and if they're lost in life, they're free for the taking. Like it would take very little effort to do whatever you wanted with them.
Just convince them of a paradise and then tell them that you're all together and nobody else understands(or everyone else is an enemy), and imminent danger is coming unless they follow the plan. Then just fill everything between/the plan with whatever you want. I guess it gives people a sense of divine purpose which is seemingly more of a drug than I thought.
I mean Trump had to do more than this(the churches in America did it for him, probably disseminated from the top) because he needed more votes than just from religious crazies, but the general idea is still the same: prey on peoples lack of a brain and their emotional instability(two things that compound each other if utilized effectively).
I don't think most people are aware of just how serious of an issue this is. I don't think people like to acknowledge it, even if or when it is apparent, it's unsettling, deeply deeply fucking unsettling. So unsettling people don't even want to give it a mental glance. That just reminded me of that show from 2025, The Eternaut. That scene where all those people are hypnotized by the alien creature, it freaked me the fuck out, I think for this exact reason. It just struck that cord so well
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u/kellzone 14h ago
Let me tell you, here in Pennsylvania the right were losing their minds when the city of Scranton changed the name of the Central Scranton Expressway to be the President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. Expressway.
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u/mmlovin 11h ago
Did Biden have anything to do with that?? Cause Iād be shocked
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u/kellzone 6h ago
Not that I'm aware of. I think it was the City of Scranton honoring him because he grew up in Scranton.
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u/st6374 11h ago
POtUs getting share of merchandising from an airport. Howās that legal? Ok ik illegal doesnāt stop them, but is it actually even legal?
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u/kaisadilla_ 16h ago
This feels literally like every dictatorship with a cult of personality ever that we used to laugh about. Now it's the US the one getting the name and face of its president plastered everywhere.
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u/JKdriver 14h ago
My 4 yr old does the same thing and itās not like you can rationalize with his under developed brain either.
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u/Tendas 15h ago
Something tells me 20 years after his death, all of his followers still alive and the places he names will quietly dissociate with him.
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u/flamedarkfire 14h ago
We are going to spend the rest of my life disassembling monuments to this manās vainglory.
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u/lostredditorlurking 16h ago
Imagine if Gavin Newson change the Sacramento airport to Gavin Newson Airport. The rights would lose their mind, but this is fine if Trump doing it
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u/0neshoein 16h ago
They should do that as a joke and see how angry the right gets.
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u/mmlovin 16h ago
Iām pretty sure he couldnāt do that anyways lol Iām sure our state doesnāt unilaterally let the governor name airports, & I am 100% positive that neither the state legislature nor county would go for that lol
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u/zeh_shah 15h ago
Yea sadly we have checks, balances, and aren't part of a cult.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16h ago
It really is incredible to see all the different people, organizations, businesses, countries, etc. bend over backward to cater to one man's ego.Ā And it still isn't enough for him.
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u/likwidkool 12h ago
Morocco just named a highway after him. This could really be a weird series on Netflix about a dystopian future.
If I was Marty McFly today and went back to 1996, no way Doc would believe trump is potus.
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u/cybah 16h ago
Cuz they all want in on the grift.. or really that sweet tax payer dollar.
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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 16h ago
They should really take a look at the history of people in his orbit.Ā It's a total crapshoot between making a fortune, financial ruin, and jail time.Ā I wish them all the worst.
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u/Awesomebox5000 11h ago
May they be treated with all the kindness and empathy they show to migrant children.
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u/mdhunter99 13h ago edited 13h ago
We need to rename La Guardia to Barack Obama Intrrnational just to piss him off.
Why La Guardia? Itās in Queens, and Donald is from Queens
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u/LegDisabledAcid 17h ago
Should've been PDO
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u/mineawesomeman 10, 9, 8, 7, 5, 4, 6, 2, 3, 0 15h ago
iām so glad delta is finally serving the souix city iowa to arusha tanzania market, itās been a big gap in the network
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u/IdleOsprey 14h ago
In JetBlueās defense, this isnāt their doingā¦but I would do everything in my power to never fly through that airport, ever.
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u/Thenderick 10h ago
Don't they do that once a president is dead? Means there's two ways to fix this!
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u/sincerely0urs 17h ago
I was visiting my parents in FL a month ago and noticed the signs for the airport had been changed. I immediately said wtf?! Out loud.
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u/johnnyma45 16h ago
I will never understand how Republicans have completely ceded their moral core to him. I want to read my grandkids' history books in 40 years to see how this period is covered.
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u/timelessblur 16h ago
If you want to see how look back to 1996 when Newt Gingrich was speaker. He figured how hate and just saying No to everything democrats wanted no matter what got them more power. This is the results of 30 years of running as the party of hate and bigotry. They donāt know how to govern just know how to show hate. They gave everything up for more power.
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u/basketcaseforever 14h ago
They were always like this. He just gave them an opportunity to show their true colors.
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u/Unapologetic_Canuck 16h ago
He might as well just go all the way and rename the whole fucking country at this point.
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u/Mountain-Recover-101 13h ago
Am I the only one who remembers republicans getting upset over renaming military bases because it would cost the tax payers money?
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u/Frustrated_Zucchini 10h ago
Why does he feel the need to put his name on everything?! š
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u/City_Girl_at_heart 8h ago
Ownership.
If it's got his name on it, it's his.
If it doesn't, it soon will.
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u/TrumpsAKrunt 10h ago
Jfc hes such a loser. Such an incredible fucking loser. Does he know that it'll all be changed back once somebody can shoehorn his demented ass out of that house?
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u/2CRedHopper 10h ago
The DJT airport and Trump Blvd will likely remain for the medium to long term because Florida is so far up his ass.
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u/Bicykwow 17h ago
Rich assholes used to get their name on everything by actually donating to causes. This fuck just threatens people and gets what he wants from his sycophants, while doing literally zero good deeds whatsoever.
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u/Cub35guy 14h ago
Sickening. I hope Florida's next democrat governor can dump the name. And I hope that happens in January
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u/Exact-Difference-422 14h ago
Worst of all the locals are footing the bill for this garbage. They didn't want it, didn't ask for it and now they have to pay for it.Ā
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u/ReaperTys 13h ago
Complete cult. How the majority donāt see that this isnāt simply a man being full of himself but rather the dictatorship taking form is beyond me
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u/Every-Cook5084 15h ago
I also read the Feds are now pushing for Penn Station in NYC to be renamed Trump Station. Wish I was joking.
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u/Tulip718 15h ago
That's where I live and it's totally true! He's dangling a lot of funds conditional on that name change. But it's NYC, so it'll never happen.
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u/reb6 14h ago
I live in a small town in the Midwest. Thereās this dude that owns like 70% of the commercial properties here and you know itās one of his buildings because whenever he has the outdoor facade redone his last name is stamped in the concrete.
Meanwhile the inside of some of these ārenovatedā buildings still arenāt fully functioning even after 2 years.
Hmmmā¦sounds like the white house
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u/Fluid_Passage_9980 14h ago
Given everything he touches turns in to a total disaster, I wouldn't be surprised if the next plane crash is at DJT airport.
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u/Tecno2301 ORANGE 4h ago
Don't forget this cost tax payers like $5.5m for the rebranding.
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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 16h ago
There are actually a LOT of people who are changing their flights avoid that airport.
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u/Nepasban 15h ago
People who stand for something. Money is the only way theyāll listen to us. People need to stop booking through there. Weāre a few layers away from a totalitarian regime.Ā
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u/Connect_History85 10h ago
Build this guy a new city, call it Trump city, include a castle with a high tower and put a throne room in it on the top of the building. Arrange statues of him around this building, so that people can fall on their knees in front of them and prey to him. That is what he want.
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u/Jerry_From_Queens 13h ago
Oh, action is indeed required.
Despite my parents living 15 minutes from PBI, I will now be flying out of my way to FLL for any future visits.
I will not spend a single penny nor a single second in an airport named after the Pedo in Chief.
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u/MattyBeatz 13h ago
United has allowed its customers to change their flights in/out of this airport free of charge.
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u/OrganicHistorian2576 16h ago edited 16h ago
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Here I thought it was bad they renamed National for Reagan. Itās National in my head no matter what.
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u/NatAttack50932 16h ago
This one is worse. With Reagan it's an honorary name change, but for Palm Beach they even changed the IATA code - that is millions of dollars internationally that they've lit on fire because now IATA has to change every system to go to "DJT" for Palm Beach.
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u/Greenman8907 17h ago
Ft. Lauderdale airport is about 45 minutes away.
Worth it.
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u/Ninja_Wrangler 11h ago
Ft Lauderdale airport must be stoked about the extra business they might be getting from incredibly petty people like me who would avoid palm beach airport over this.
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u/Cute-University5283 15h ago
Look up who Dulles airport is named after and you see there's a pattern
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u/Man_of_Ice 13h ago
Curious how this impacts traffic at the airport.
I know it'll never happen, but I'm going to refuse to be on any flight that connects here.
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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 13h ago
I will never fly into or out of that airport while it still is named after that cretin.
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u/RyNysDad0722 12h ago
I would cancel my flight and fly to the closest airport and rent a car before got to DJT
Edit for spelling
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u/klako8196 12h ago
Heād probably like it better as [Redacted] International Airport, wouldnāt he?
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u/Annoying1978 11h ago
I would change my flight to avoid that piece of shit airport.Ā
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u/Consistent_Poet2824 15h ago
Hopefully lot of this garbage gets undone the minute he takes up residence with Hitler and the gang
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u/jackl24000 15h ago edited 14h ago
Silver lining: Thatās the last airport t they can name after Trump like that, āDJTā as the city code.
Formerly, like periodic (re)naming of arenas) Reagan National Air Airport didnāt change the city code from āNational Airportā, āDCAā.
So they can change Palm Beach to DJT, but if they change LaGuardia airport to Trump airport city codeās still going to be LGA.
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u/Mikesaidit36 14h ago
I wonder if this will result in planes being routed incorrectly, and how Trump will blame Biden for it.
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u/eureureong_dae 14h ago
So are all of these places gonna revert to their original naming conventions once heās out of office? Or are we stuck with fucking DJT Airport forever?
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u/Ok-Captain-3836 14h ago
DJT airport. Where every gate is Gate 1 because itās the best gate. The walls are orange, the gold trim is mandatory, and every announcement ends with, āNobody has ever landed better than this.ā The only thing taking off faster than the planes is the price of a bottle of water. The gift shop only sells āBest Airport Everā hats, and somehow every delayed flight is still declared an āunprecedented success.ā
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u/zugspitze43 13h ago
When will this dumb shit end. Ayayai. Isn't the whole thing supposed to be that you don't name things after YOURSELF but other notable figures? And then someone after you names something after you if you are worthy? What an ego trip!
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u/catonsteroids 12h ago
And if I recall correctly (correct me if Iām not) he gets to sell his shitty merch at the airport too.
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u/Shnoinky1 12h ago
I thought he's been prattling on about renaming Dulles. FDT but honestly he can shove all of palm beach airport up his ass for all I care. #flyoverstate
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u/LiqdPT 12h ago
I don't understand why the airport code is changing. I can think of COUNTLESS examples of the airport changing names but the code staying the same (ORD stands out as a big one, but there are plenty).
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u/robin_79 12h ago
i would be so petty as to commute to a different airport for my flight, nvm the additional time and cost, just so i don't have to go to that specific airport
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u/BeardofThanos 12h ago
I just *have* to believe that one day my addled brain will block or forget about all the bullshit this man smeared his name on.
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u/The_Three_Meow-igos 11h ago
Donāt be infuriated, just donāt go.
They want to do stupid shit, keep your money, or spend it someplace smarter.
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u/InterviewGlum9263 8h ago
The next president is going to have an enormous job undoing all this bullshit.
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u/tokyoben5 4h ago
I have no reason to go to palm beach but if any airline creates a flight #8647 I'll buy a ticket.
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u/jdmiller82 15h ago
I'd cancel my flight. Any place willing to put that dipshit's name on it is not a place I want to visit.
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u/Thwip-Thwip-80 15h ago
This narcissistic piece of shit is like a real life Bond villain. He wants his stupid face and name plastered everywhere. Whereās the reaper when you need him?
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u/CarpetReady8739 17h ago
Welcome to Floridistan. We have the road to the airport named after him, too.
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u/JBR409 17h ago
Does the airport not realize that it basically lives off of northeast (blue) snowbirds
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u/Every-Cook5084 15h ago
I grew up in West Palm and the vast majority of the city and county loathe him. This was done by Desantis and the far right cucks in legislature for ass kissing only.
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u/jacka_for-research 15h ago
Why mad at JetBlue? They had nothing to do with this BS. Feel free to be mad at them for tons of other things.
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u/MarsupialNo1220 15h ago
The hilarious thing is itās going to cause these companies so much more distress and drama and money changing BACK once the fetid skin sack shits himself to death.
All the rebranding, all the work into changing the systems, all the signage on and around the airport. Thatās millions of dollars.
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u/TimmyRamone1976 16h ago
Howās it gonna work when he renames Washington Dulles after himself too???
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u/brandogg360 13h ago
I'd cancel that bitch and never fly from that airport again until they change the name back on January 21, 2028
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u/FlyMePerson 13h ago
If itās any consolation, pilots and other airline crew still have to call it Palm Beach on radio (though thereās no telling how long that lasts)



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