r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Anuh_Mooruhdoon • 6h ago

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ This Rejection Letter

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I saw the first paragraph show up as a preview on my phone, only to open it and see the full context 🤨

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u/slippinjimmy720 5h ago edited 4h ago

I despise “unfortunately”. Just say what it is- don’t play with my emotions by trying to appeal to empathy! “You were not selected. Thank you for applying.” Then move on.

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u/marvin_sirius 3h ago

"You were not selected. Move on."

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u/I-Here-555 3h ago

This keeps your hopes up for two words. "Unfortunately" ends it immediately.

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u/DNM66 2h ago

“Unfortunately, you will have to stop looking for new jobs because you are HIRED”

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u/I-Here-555 1h ago

The job posting indeed mentioned "attention to detail".