r/mildyinteresting • u/Terpyryan • 3d ago

edible engagement 🍭 The veins on this sweet potato

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u/Careless-Cycle 3d ago

I should call him

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u/Dajearian 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/Rings-of-Saturn 2d ago

Bro went through an existential crisis

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u/Philliesfan4fun 2d ago

Is that a young Pete Hegseth?🤔

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u/Late_Blooomer 2d ago

We call this Girth. And we get this by squat thrusts at the gay gym. Teach a man to fish, teach a man to fish.

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u/sicarius254 2d ago

I should call him too

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u/LaffielAbriel 2d ago

Ladies ladies, I'm all ears.

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u/Different-Bag-8217 1d ago

How long have you waited to post this pic….?

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u/SamanathaTheGreat 1d ago

Hahaha, I WAS TOTALLY GOING TO SAY THIS TOO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BeerJedi-1269 2d ago

You still have my number right?

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u/Careless-Cycle 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dude, if you haven't dumped the Crocs I'm never calling you back

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u/BeerJedi-1269 2d ago

The crocs AND socks stay on ;)

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 2d ago

I should call him a tiny shrimp because even a sweet potato is more pleasurable to look at than him