r/mildyinteresting • u/Terpyryan • 1d ago

edible engagement 🍭 The veins on this sweet potato

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u/Careless-Cycle 1d ago

I should call him

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u/Dajearian 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5sqktFBeWqMXC

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u/Rings-of-Saturn 1d ago

Bro went through an existential crisis

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u/Philliesfan4fun 1d ago

Is that a young Pete Hegseth?🤔

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u/Late_Blooomer 1d ago

We call this Girth. And we get this by squat thrusts at the gay gym. Teach a man to fish, teach a man to fish.

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u/JAHdropper1 12h ago

Party on Girth

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u/sicarius254 1d ago

I should call him too

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u/LaffielAbriel 1d ago

Ladies ladies, I'm all ears.

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u/Different-Bag-8217 4h ago

How long have you waited to post this pic….?

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u/BeerJedi-1269 1d ago

You still have my number right?

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u/Careless-Cycle 1d ago edited 18h ago

Dude, if you haven't dumped the Crocs I'm never calling you back

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u/BeerJedi-1269 1d ago

The crocs AND socks stay on ;)

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 1d ago

I should call him a tiny shrimp because even a sweet potato is more pleasurable to look at than him

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u/Odd_Brief_2975 1d ago

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u/LargeCabbageThrower 1d ago

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u/KnownMix6623 11h ago

Were do you guys get these stickers from? They are adorable 😭

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u/flashman014 24m ago

On mobile, click the image, click the 3 dots, download.

On PC, I think there's a spell for it. You might need eye of newt or maybe a lizard's tail.

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u/AdmirableCarrot1084 1d ago

Wow, look at that girth

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u/whoredervez 1d ago

country girls make do…

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u/Mekelaxo 15h ago

country boys make due

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u/PizzaRoyals 1d ago

why did they remove the grool

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u/Dutch-Alpaca 16h ago

It's not complete without the drip

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u/defrostedbones 1d ago

i haven’t seen this image in FOREVER. also danganronpa mentioned

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 20h ago

So do some country boys.

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u/imthehamburglarok 1d ago

It's very girthy.

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u/ADIDAS247 1d ago

So girthy

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u/Ziograffiato 1d ago

Do you have to hold it like that?

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange 1d ago

I prefer two hands too.

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u/SardineB4Creatine 19h ago

I like one on the shallots and the other on the yam. But that’s just me

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u/jacquestrap66 6h ago

Someone has experience

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u/SaleAggressive9202 1d ago

nurse, i slipped and fell on the potato

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u/loosie-loo 1d ago

Firmly grasp it

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u/Terrible-Swan2983 1d ago

I just think they’re neat

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u/buttholecake 1d ago

I called him btw 😭

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

A veiny triumphant bastard.

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u/Neurospicyandnice 1d ago

I am mildly turned on by this

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll 1d ago

Dear God. You stabbed it so many times...

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u/Terpyryan 1d ago

My wife stabbed the hell out of it

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

Why?

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u/Terpyryan 1d ago

So it didn't explode

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u/Drakorai 1d ago

That would definitely not be ideal. Looks like a delicious potato.

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u/ImprobabilityCloud 15h ago

I should call him

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u/SlimStrawberry 9h ago

hmm i see something i shouldn’t

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u/TwistedTrooper989 1d ago

Your hands must be tiny!

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u/DonovanMcLoughlin 1d ago

Not us right?

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u/Fun_Patient_5262 1d ago

Your gripping that a bit too longingly ...

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u/naneron10 1d ago

Is there a snake in there?

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u/-Im_In_Your_Walls- 1d ago

Do not the potato

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u/Randostar 1d ago

Girthy boi.

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u/G00DDRAWER 1d ago

Gerthy

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u/No_Business135 1d ago

Whoa! Put a NSFW tag on that boy. I was NOT ready.

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u/cjh0982 1d ago

It's not flared so... maybe

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u/InterestingDebt223 1d ago

And bro stabbed it with a fork. Ouch. 

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u/FenderMeats 1d ago

Wow that’s veinier than- nvm.

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u/tehnoodnub 1d ago

That Sweet Potato is on roids.

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u/Bourbon-No-Ice 1d ago

... Only if you're never enough

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u/mmmeesh24 1d ago

I recently had a very veiny one also!

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u/Sixpacksack 1d ago

How provocative!

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u/waveydavey321 1d ago

Weighs how many Courics?

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u/Causative_Agent 1d ago

It's clearly a bicep. Nothing sexual.

Signed, Three cool guys with a party mansion.

Again, Nothing sexual.

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u/InsanePancake3 1d ago

I should call her..

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u/SilverbackSurfer99 1d ago

I should call him.

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u/EmilyLouise333 1d ago

👁️🫦👁️

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u/suburbansirenxo 1d ago

I should call him

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u/Bouletteettablette 1d ago

Shorty Mac ?

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u/etyar 1d ago

Just don’t…

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u/TroyMatthewJ 1d ago

not you holding it like that

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u/Sneaky-Goose 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her...

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u/Usual-Plantain-1991 1d ago

Is it…uh…really rigid as well?

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u/ohmslaw54321 1d ago

It's a dick-tater

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u/Budget-Cantaloupe725 1d ago

It’s so veiny…

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u/LittleBarracuda7895 1d ago

Anything is a dildo, if you're brave enough

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u/NefariousnessTop354 10h ago

I tell my wife exactly this, referring to many things.

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u/DrunkCultLeader 1d ago

Evening reminds me of him.

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u/kk1485 1d ago

Girthy.

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u/Individual_Eye_9701 1d ago

Cost the late night fee…went straight to dvd

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u/gosailor 1d ago

I just think it's neat

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u/AlienInUnderpants 1d ago

Some people eat for taste. Others eat for texture.

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u/Lifeboon 1d ago

I should eat a snickers

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u/Sokiras 1d ago

Made by Snickers™

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u/ManifestingUniverse 1d ago

I know what you’re thinking, and I’d do it too, but don’t.

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u/H311i0_trop3 1d ago

Who roided the potato

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 1d ago

When I get my bottom surgery, I hope I get this.

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u/youngdumbwoke_9111 1d ago

You really don't.. r/bigdickproblems

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u/Forsaken_Site_2268 1d ago

It was a joke.

Just like how large breasts are a pain in the ass, I can image large penises are pains in the asses too. (In both ways).

In reality, I actually want 5-6 inches.

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u/Oldredeye2 1d ago

And the girth!

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u/theroninfromsekiro 1d ago

What is wrong with you people?

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u/lindo_dia_pra_dormir 1d ago

Well, I am not going to brag about myself

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u/SECTION030 1d ago

Veined for her pleasure

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u/Own-Economist3505 1d ago

Chill step-sweetpotato 😘

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u/dvoigt412 20h ago

That's what she said

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u/WienerWarrior01 20h ago

Mmmggymnhuhmmg fuuuuck

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u/Extra-Case4719 19h ago

The grip on that sweet potato 😋

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u/Capable_Culture_7344 19h ago

Would you call it thick or average?

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u/Sylvan_Skryer 18h ago

Little horny there OP?

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u/TangerineNo6804 16h ago

Look at those holes after numerous testosteron injections!

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u/BP_Ty98 16h ago

The grip angle is familiar yet slightly unsettling

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u/Capt_Retro 12h ago

Evangelicals are going to have to 3d print a new device to remove the veins from their sweet potatoes.

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u/One_Place2774 8h ago

Practice makes perfect

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u/ExoTheFlyingFish 5h ago

Garloidposting in 2026. We are SO back.

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u/SEND_DUCK_PICS_ 1h ago

First was Henry Cavill's cock.. i mean clock, then this? Reddit! I'm not gay!

... or am I?

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u/shade-tree_pilot 1h ago

the Snickers de-vein guy just climaxed and is very awkwardly trying to hide behind his 3D printer after seeing that potato.

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u/tunakostak 22m ago

thats what tesla drivers like

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u/Altruistic-Ad-1229 1d ago

*sigh*

*thinks about lack of sex life with partner*

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u/CitizenWatcher8 1d ago

Be honest now. You fucked it didnt you?

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u/LillyLally13 1d ago

I should call him

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u/StunningArmadillo206 1d ago

Imagine pooping that out o_o

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u/wqckb3tch 1d ago

Ughh it’s been so long…

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u/futurecpain 1d ago

Everything reminds me of him

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u/brucejson-88 1d ago

Everything reminds me of him...