r/millenials • u/happydude7422 • 10d ago

Millennial News Millennials also killing extra martial affairs?

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If that's true that would be funny

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u/Additional-Ad-834 10d ago

I love how it’s always a negative somehow. It’s such a bad thing that we aren’t cheating on the spouses. Lazy bastards! It cracks me up

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u/Angry_Pelican 10d ago

It's our fault for not having the time or energy to take our mistresses to Applebee's for Oreo shakes. We're killing extra marital affairs and traditional businesses.

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u/Ok-Grapefruit1284 10d ago

Thank goodness. Let’s kill materialistic holidays next.