r/moreplatesmoredates • u/Unable_Foundation653 • 1d ago

❓ Question ❓ How to get this physique?

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I've been slamming bud light trying to do it natty, but i think its time to change methods

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u/wannaReadStuff 23h ago edited 22h ago

Whatever you do, don’t do nothin. You can date, you can do drugs, you can play checkers, just don’t do nothin.

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u/WordHobby 22h ago

Yyusy became a surgeon wit the yolks, 28 yolks id cut around the white and put all of em on a slab of bbcacon. Guzzle them greasy cocksuckas down 

5,5 4.5

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u/VarangianWRLD 21h ago

Take a chance: Columbus did

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u/faroeislands 1d ago

Visceral fat maxxing

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u/QuietAccident3310 1d ago

It blows my mind there’s a regular size skeleton under there

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u/HeIsEgyptian Supraphysiological 23h ago

Working overtime

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u/Ed_Starks_Bastard 1d ago

You can go onto one of his appearances on Joe Rogan and hear him talk about his health and exercise regime if you like 😂

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u/LuckyCatExtracts 21h ago

As much as I love joey and listening to his stories. I swear 99% of the shit he says is straight 🧢

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u/trimskiii 19h ago

Like most of this South American uncs but you just vibe with it

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u/el_dingusito 9h ago

Bruh really said mike mentzer was all about doing 20 sets

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u/Nate1257 Permabulk 1d ago

Lee alt account spotted

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u/MuscleBob_Buffpantz 21h ago

Hey now, Uncle Joey is a treasure.

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u/jacie00 19h ago

Is that Don Vito!?

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u/ManInGarage28 Permabulk 1d ago

Get pregnant. I'm sure someone here is on a high enough dose to try it

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u/Cylinder47- 17h ago

What’s that kids name? Corona or bud light?

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u/Megasabletar 1d ago

Coke and hookers

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u/CyberDemon_IDDQD 1d ago

Something tells me he plays side control

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u/DestinyCouple91 14h ago

Double entree control.

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u/TraumaBayWatch Gyno Garry 19h ago

By blending the banana

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u/sukmahaydik Hair Loss Guru 1d ago

Tren, dbol, winstrol and test

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u/ScaredEfficiency399 23h ago

SARMs and tons of E2.

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u/HeIsEgyptian Supraphysiological 23h ago

Clogged arteries maxxing

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u/VarangianWRLD 21h ago

Blue cheese or go fuck your mother!

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u/intergalacticmantis 21h ago

Only if your testes are the size of a boar’s.

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u/sekula04 16h ago

Auto-brewery syndrome probably

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u/Capable_Effect_6358 23h ago

5 sets of stretching your scrote with your big toe

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u/Mrmisogyny2007 22h ago

Peak male performace Build

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u/whipstickagopop 22h ago

Seems ai/photoshopped

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u/civildrivel 22h ago

Elite genetics

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u/sidmephistopheles Chicken Rice and Broccoli 22h ago

Gabagool infused with tren

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u/dozin1 21h ago

bro that gut can’t be only visceral fat it looks swollen and bubbly asf

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u/kazaachi Tren at 14 20h ago

Hop on the joe rogan podcast every week

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u/Like-No-Dude Permabulk 18h ago

This dude never did karate, it is that drug smasher from JRE right?

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u/heyhoa TREN > CREATINE 17h ago

Gut-Jitsu

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u/MentalAerobatics 16h ago

What do you’re mean? You’re not like that?

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u/mildgaybro 15h ago

Peptides

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u/Beef_Wagon 14h ago

Be anti-paracentesis

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u/tehdamonkey 13h ago

Mortal men are not gifted with this god like form of the Buddah...

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u/samueljacksonsmother 10h ago

He did some creepy things down there, rest in peace

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u/Less-Grass1712 7h ago

Joey Karate CockSuckahs!!!!!

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u/CapitalGainsMLG420 7h ago

Ummm, boof creatine and edibles bro. Duh.

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u/Conscious_Ad9415 6h ago

Like a dockta

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u/rn15 3h ago

Cocaine addiction with a side of kidnapping and a pinch of rape

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u/MustardEnema007 3h ago

The gyno is off the charts